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12-25-2009, 03:46 AM | #1 |
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Wine of Water
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.....
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh#t. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:I'm doing it as a public service! :D
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12-25-2009, 09:31 AM | #2 |
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lol
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12-25-2009, 01:20 PM | #3 |
Learn to Relax
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So we shouldn't drink milk? That should have 10 kilos of poop.
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12-25-2009, 01:29 PM | #4 |
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Well then, some of the people here must drink an awful lot of water! (hehe just kidding of course)
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12-25-2009, 02:01 PM | #5 |
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good thing all I drink is purified water
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