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KCALB SIRAY · 10-17-2010, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JBougie

Dear Mike,

How can I so be fly like a G6?

First off, sentence structure is a good place to start.

Then you must eat, breathe, and sleep Pontiac. I mean go back and breathe in the fumes of a 67 GTO and love it

JBougie · 10-17-2010, 11:03 PM

*shakes head* you should be hip to the new songs taking over the air-ways, yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY&ob=av3n

fnkngrv · 10-17-2010, 11:47 PM

Dear Mike,
If you are driving down the highway in your canoe, your handlebars fall off and you get a flat, how many waffles does it take to wallpaper a doghouse?

KCALB SIRAY · 10-18-2010, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBougie

*shakes head* you should be hip to the new songs taking over the air-ways, yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY&ob=av3n

Sorry, songs of today are just not music or creative, and deon;t require any talent

Quote:

Originally Posted by fnkngrv

Dear Mike,
If you are driving down the highway in your canoe, your handlebars fall off and you get a flat, how many waffles does it take to wallpaper a doghouse?

15 watt bulb

fnkngrv · 10-18-2010, 09:36 AM

Dear Mike,
How could one tastefully submit a job resignation via youtube?

KCALB SIRAY · 10-18-2010, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fnkngrv

Dear Mike,
How could one tastefully submit a job resignation via youtube?

I'd go with a resignation sung to the theme of Gilligan's Island. Entertaining and to the point without being rude. A toe tapping, still smiling and good ol' fun lovin' time for all.

fnkngrv · 10-18-2010, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

I'd go with a resignation sung to the theme of Gilligan's Island. Entertaining and to the point without being rude. A toe tapping, still smiling and good ol' fun lovin' time for all.

How would one submit via tube8.com, xhamster.com, pornotube.com, or iluv2luvdwarves.com for that matter?

KCALB SIRAY · 10-18-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by fnkngrv

How would one submit via tube8.com, xhamster.com, pornotube.com, or iluv2luvdwarves.com for that matter?

I'd start with tnaflix.com first and go from there

JBougie · 12-07-2010, 03:10 AM

Dear KCALB,

If a pegasus crossed in front of two ninjas in the middle of a crazy Phase 10 game, how many times would it take Zelda to crawl over a marshmealow mountain?

sickpuppy1 · 12-07-2010, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBougie

Dear KCALB,

If a Pegasus crossed in front of two ninjas in the middle of a crazy Phase 10 game, how many times would it take Zelda to crawl over a marshmallow mountain?

How weird! I was wondering exactly the same thing yesterday!

KCALB SIRAY · 12-07-2010, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBougie

Dear KCALB,

If a pegasus crossed in front of two ninjas in the middle of a crazy Phase 10 game, how many times would it take Zelda to crawl over a marshmealow mountain?

Everyone knows Zelda IS the Pegasus but wears a thong and goes by the name Omar Shabang Jenkins. The Ninja's represent the falic symbol while the marshmealow mountain contains rich sources of latic-cydrilogical deposits found only in New Zealand and parts of Chile. Phase 10 is just another name for Wesley Snipes....."Always bet on black".

fnkngrv · 12-07-2010, 10:38 PM

Dear Mike,

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KCALB SIRAY · 09-01-2011, 05:51 PM

Dear God....are you there, it's me, Margaret!

cali yaris · 09-06-2011, 03:07 PM

I will not allow this tread to be buried. It's too important.

Dear Mike,

Do you agree?

MickZEL · 09-06-2011, 03:11 PM

When the U.S. government to abolish visas for Russians?

KCALB SIRAY · 09-06-2011, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cali yaris

I will not allow this tread to be buried. It's too important.

Dear Mike,

Do you agree?

9 out of 10 Doctors do...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickZEL

When the U.S. government to abolish visas for Russians?

Hmm, I think I understand the question as "Why did they not allow you?" I could be wrong here, but if so, unless you are under 13 or over 75 (I think), you have to petition for the Visa. My suggestion?.....offer yourself as a mail order bride

pimp yourself out!!

fnkngrv · 09-06-2011, 08:04 PM

Dear Mike...what happened to Ike?

ROCKLAND TOYOTA · 09-06-2011, 08:12 PM

MIKE,
find me a park near 10952 where my sons can have fun on some nice playground equipment.....

10-17-2010, 11:47 PM	#291
fnkngrv Mr. 155 and climbing View User's Garage Drives: Seriously Modded 07 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In The Hotbox Posts: 4,742	Dear Mike, If you are driving down the highway in your canoe, your handlebars fall off and you get a flat, how many waffles does it take to wallpaper a doghouse? __________________ Team Tiamat Racing on Facebook Youtube Channel: Team Tiamat Racing *Class record holder in Land Speed @ 154.5mph for 1.5 mile and 145.5mph in the mile in the F (2.016 to 3.014 L), G (1.524 to 2.015 L), and H (1.016 to 1.523 L) classes.*

10-18-2010, 09:36 AM	#293
fnkngrv Mr. 155 and climbing View User's Garage Drives: Seriously Modded 07 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In The Hotbox Posts: 4,742	Dear Mike, How could one tastefully submit a job resignation via youtube? __________________ Team Tiamat Racing on Facebook Youtube Channel: Team Tiamat Racing *Class record holder in Land Speed @ 154.5mph for 1.5 mile and 145.5mph in the mile in the F (2.016 to 3.014 L), G (1.524 to 2.015 L), and H (1.016 to 1.523 L) classes.*

12-07-2010, 10:38 PM	#300
fnkngrv Mr. 155 and climbing View User's Garage Drives: Seriously Modded 07 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In The Hotbox Posts: 4,742	Dear Mike, . __________________ Team Tiamat Racing on Facebook Youtube Channel: Team Tiamat Racing *Class record holder in Land Speed @ 154.5mph for 1.5 mile and 145.5mph in the mile in the F (2.016 to 3.014 L), G (1.524 to 2.015 L), and H (1.016 to 1.523 L) classes.*

09-01-2011, 05:51 PM	#301
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Dear God....are you there, it's me, Margaret! __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

09-06-2011, 03:07 PM	#302
cali yaris ULTIMATE View User's Garage Drives: 07 Yaris Turbo Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canoga Park, CA Posts: 14,859	I will not allow this tread to be buried. It's too important. Dear Mike, Do you agree? __________________ Micro Image forums, online store and shop are now closed. It was a great eight year run, but it was time to focus on other things. I'm still selling parts on eBay under micro*image seller ID and customers can still make requests for anything specific.

10-17-2010, 11:03 PM	#290
JBougie Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2010 Yaris LB (Prev: 07 Sedan) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beech Bluff, TN Posts: 1,266	shakes head you should be hip to the new songs taking over the air-ways, yo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY&ob=av3n

12-07-2010, 03:10 AM	#297
JBougie Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2010 Yaris LB (Prev: 07 Sedan) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beech Bluff, TN Posts: 1,266	Dear KCALB, If a pegasus crossed in front of two ninjas in the middle of a crazy Phase 10 game, how many times would it take Zelda to crawl over a marshmealow mountain?

09-06-2011, 03:11 PM	#303
MickZEL Drives: Yaris sedan Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Russia,Moscow Posts: 246	When the U.S. government to abolish visas for Russians? __________________ I like very much travel

09-06-2011, 08:04 PM	#305
fnkngrv Mr. 155 and climbing View User's Garage Drives: Seriously Modded 07 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In The Hotbox Posts: 4,742	Dear Mike...what happened to Ike? __________________ Team Tiamat Racing on Facebook Youtube Channel: Team Tiamat Racing *Class record holder in Land Speed @ 154.5mph for 1.5 mile and 145.5mph in the mile in the F (2.016 to 3.014 L), G (1.524 to 2.015 L), and H (1.016 to 1.523 L) classes.*

09-06-2011, 08:12 PM	#306
ROCKLAND TOYOTA TRIM HUNTER View User's Garage Drives: 2007 BLAZIN BLUE YARIS 3 DR Join Date: May 2006 Location: ROCKLAND COUNTY NY Posts: 2,088	MIKE, find me a park near 10952 where my sons can have fun on some nice playground equipment..... __________________ http://rocklandtoyota.com/IFrame.aspx?iFrameID=2388 TOYOTA PARTS AT A DISCOUNT........

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