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fnkngrv · 11-28-2010, 12:04 PM

SilverBack · 11-28-2010, 04:51 PM

Too damn hilarious, especially the Lady Gaga one! I knew something wasn't right...

To add to this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZM4Bpt3xZU

SailDesign · 11-29-2010, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverBack

Too damn hilarious, especially the Lady Gaga one! I knew something wasn't right...

To add to this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZM4Bpt3xZU

I just think there should be two planes on every route - one for those who agree to be searched, and one for those who refuse to be searched....

I know which one I'm flying on.

DebbyM46227 · 11-29-2010, 11:12 AM

That video is so funny! So are the TSA signs. :)

SilverBack · 11-29-2010, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SailDesign

I just think there should be two planes on every route - one for those who agree to be searched, and one for those who refuse to be searched....

I know which one I'm flying on.

If it's the one without the searches, then I'll probably be sitting in the same row as you. I'd rather die on a plane than take-on an unscheduled prostate exam...

echaru · 11-29-2010, 04:58 PM

Hey, Hey, Hey, you can't say bad stuff about TSA. They are the government. They don't have to follow rules, regulations or even Amendments. They might be recording this thread as we type.

Anyway, I want their job. I want to be the guy getting paid watching naked people all day in high def. I'll just have my buddies randomly picking hot girls for my strip search.

RedRide · 11-29-2010, 05:07 PM

I heard this on TV the other night.......

"TSA, we handle more "junk" than eBay"

JBougie · 11-29-2010, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by echaru

Hey, Hey, Hey, you can't say bad stuff about TSA. They are the government. They don't have to follow rules, regulations or even Amendments. They might be recording this thread as we type.

Anyway, I want their job. I want to be the guy getting paid watching naked people all day in high def. I'll just have my buddies randomly picking hot girls for my strip search.

...such the gentleman you are

SailDesign · 11-29-2010, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by PK198105

what's the big deal with going through the scanner , its not like it will show your face. plus be proud of your junk. Id walk in butt naked if it was allowed , i got nothin' to hide! the search is only done if you refuse the scanner and if i had to choose ill take the scanner at least it wont touch me

and im flying in the plane that got search it would be filled with promiscuous women and who doesn't like promiscuous

I'm with you. I have nothing but pity for the poor soul who has to look at me in the scanner. And I'd prefer to let the "I don't want to be searched" crowd find out WHY people are searched....

JBougie · 11-29-2010, 11:15 PM

Those machines show more details than I want the person I'm sleeping with seeing

No way, I would be completely creeped out by that machine and would avoid it like the plague!

fnkngrv · 11-30-2010, 02:10 AM

before I go thru one I plan on getting good and plugged up so all of my intestines shine brightly full of poo!

lmao

JBougie · 11-30-2010, 10:45 AM

^ you would lol

Now - the pictures above don't really show any detail, did they change the software since this whole thing originally cameout? Because the old pictures they had floating around were a whole lot more graphic than those.

DebbyM46227 · 11-30-2010, 11:58 AM

I'll choose the scanner. If that is all the TSA screener can see and he/she gets turned on by that, they have a problem. Anyone who saw me in the Snakepit (1st turn infield) at the Indy 500 in the late 70's saw more!

frownonfun · 11-30-2010, 12:25 PM

I don't see the big deal over scanners or pat downs. Maybe it's having been in the military. idk. It's like people who had the duty of watching you urinate during a urinalysis, I really don't think they are getting all that much enjoyment out of it. It's just their job.

And women, seriously, your gyno sees way more than this every time you get a pap (which should be annually at least). You are giving up a certain amount of privacy for the sake of your health so I don't see how the scanners or pat downs are any different. Doctors can do their job in a professional manner so why would the TSA be incapable of the same?

EDIT: In summary, I'll be on the "been searched" plane.

RedRide · 11-30-2010, 01:59 PM

All the info that these scaners are safe seems to be comming from the scanner's manufacturer.

Does any one have proof of independent tests that verifies their harmlessness?

JBougie · 11-30-2010, 05:05 PM

haha ... I can't stop laughing ..... his name is "Cummings" to top it off ....

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

SilverBack · 11-30-2010, 06:28 PM

^Not sure if I should

or

Guess he got his happy ending ..sort of...

RedRide · 11-30-2010, 08:02 PM

You guys do know that Dead Serious News is a satirical website, right?

11-28-2010, 12:04 PM	#1
fnkngrv Mr. 155 and climbing View User's Garage Drives: Seriously Modded 07 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In The Hotbox Posts: 4,742	New TSA Slogans __________________ Team Tiamat Racing on Facebook Youtube Channel: Team Tiamat Racing *Class record holder in Land Speed @ 154.5mph for 1.5 mile and 145.5mph in the mile in the F (2.016 to 3.014 L), G (1.524 to 2.015 L), and H (1.016 to 1.523 L) classes.*

11-28-2010, 04:51 PM	#2
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	Too damn hilarious, especially the Lady Gaga one! I knew something wasn't right... To add to this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZM4Bpt3xZU __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

11-30-2010, 02:10 AM	#11
fnkngrv Mr. 155 and climbing View User's Garage Drives: Seriously Modded 07 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In The Hotbox Posts: 4,742	before I go thru one I plan on getting good and plugged up so all of my intestines shine brightly full of poo! lmao __________________ Team Tiamat Racing on Facebook Youtube Channel: Team Tiamat Racing *Class record holder in Land Speed @ 154.5mph for 1.5 mile and 145.5mph in the mile in the F (2.016 to 3.014 L), G (1.524 to 2.015 L), and H (1.016 to 1.523 L) classes.*

11-30-2010, 12:25 PM	#14
frownonfun View User's Garage Drives: 09 Yaris HB, 08 SR5 Tundra Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: RGV, Texas Posts: 1,086	I don't see the big deal over scanners or pat downs. Maybe it's having been in the military. idk. It's like people who had the duty of watching you urinate during a urinalysis, I really don't think they are getting all that much enjoyment out of it. It's just their job. And women, seriously, your gyno sees way more than this every time you get a pap (which should be annually at least). You are giving up a certain amount of privacy for the sake of your health so I don't see how the scanners or pat downs are any different. Doctors can do their job in a professional manner so why would the TSA be incapable of the same? EDIT: In summary, I'll be on the "been searched" plane. __________________ I crush you like tiny clown car, because you are clown, yes?

11-30-2010, 06:28 PM	#17
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	^Not sure if I should or Guess he got his happy ending ..sort of... __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

11-29-2010, 11:12 AM	#4
DebbyM46227 View User's Garage Drives: 2017 Yaris IA, Pulse Red, Auto Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 538	That video is so funny! So are the TSA signs. :)

11-29-2010, 04:58 PM	#6
echaru PsychMobile Drives: '10 Yaris 5Dr Blazing Blue Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Ohioan Posts: 60	Hey, Hey, Hey, you can't say bad stuff about TSA. They are the government. They don't have to follow rules, regulations or even Amendments. They might be recording this thread as we type. Anyway, I want their job. I want to be the guy getting paid watching naked people all day in high def. I'll just have my buddies randomly picking hot girls for my strip search.

11-29-2010, 05:07 PM	#7
RedRide Drives: '09 Yaris carmine red 2d HB Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Middletown, NY Posts: 1,502	I heard this on TV the other night....... "TSA, we handle more "junk" than eBay"

11-29-2010, 11:15 PM	#10
JBougie Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2010 Yaris LB (Prev: 07 Sedan) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beech Bluff, TN Posts: 1,266	Those machines show more details than I want the person I'm sleeping with seeing No way, I would be completely creeped out by that machine and would avoid it like the plague!

11-30-2010, 10:45 AM	#12
JBougie Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2010 Yaris LB (Prev: 07 Sedan) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beech Bluff, TN Posts: 1,266	^ you would lol Now - the pictures above don't really show any detail, did they change the software since this whole thing originally cameout? Because the old pictures they had floating around were a whole lot more graphic than those.

11-30-2010, 11:58 AM	#13
DebbyM46227 View User's Garage Drives: 2017 Yaris IA, Pulse Red, Auto Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 538	I'll choose the scanner. If that is all the TSA screener can see and he/she gets turned on by that, they have a problem. Anyone who saw me in the Snakepit (1st turn infield) at the Indy 500 in the late 70's saw more!

11-30-2010, 01:59 PM	#15
RedRide Drives: '09 Yaris carmine red 2d HB Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Middletown, NY Posts: 1,502	All the info that these scaners are safe seems to be comming from the scanner's manufacturer. Does any one have proof of independent tests that verifies their harmlessness?

11-30-2010, 05:05 PM	#16
JBougie Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2010 Yaris LB (Prev: 07 Sedan) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beech Bluff, TN Posts: 1,266	haha ... I can't stop laughing ..... his name is "Cummings" to top it off .... http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

11-30-2010, 08:02 PM	#18
RedRide Drives: '09 Yaris carmine red 2d HB Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Middletown, NY Posts: 1,502	You guys do know that Dead Serious News is a satirical website, right?

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