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[ChinoCharles]

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DIY: DOWNLOADING PORN ON THE INTERNET LIKE A SICKO
- Burns less than sex
- If you pretend, you'd swear its real
- Less complicated than sex
- Everything from whips and chains to dogs and horses
- Man, I'll bet you wish you could have some s- oops, Freudian slip.

OK, so you're a pervert. Ah, the facts of life. Perverts are everywhere nowadays. Nancy Grace needs something to do, too. The question is how do you get your demented rocks off without disturbing the peace? Its easy!

STEP ONE: Download Limewire.

http://www.limewire.com/english/content/home.shtml

It is the easiest file sharing program around, and on it you'll be instantly linked to other scum-of-the-earth type individuals, all from the comfort of your own home on your now tainted broadband connection.

STEP TWO: Click on the "search" box and type the first filty thing that comes to mind. The dirtier the better. Remember, you are a danger to society and we have to make sure you won't hurt anybody between "feedings." Don't think... if you think you'll end up with some softcore Showtime rerun. Just type and make sure you have selected the "search for video" option and click enter. Voila.

STEP THREE: Download the one that looks the most interesting and wait. While waiting, it is a good idea to stretch and drink lots of fluids for the wretched acts to follow. Screw having an automatic... you'll be driving a stick in no time!