Sex in the Yaris!? - Page 12 - Toyota Yaris Forums

dvlnblkdrs · 12-04-2009, 03:55 AM

lol u'd have to ask jesus about stains.. he did afterall buy my rear seats..

jk.. not much was ever done back there

coheed · 12-04-2009, 04:27 AM

Its really not that hard to have good sex in the back of these cars... I could draw a schematic if anyone needs it lol.

lol hard

DevilGirl · 12-04-2009, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Typer73

sherryberry--get the curtains! Most cops have had their sense(s) of humor surgically removed! (And they have no patience for small cars parked in construction sites after dark)

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Originally Posted by sherryberry

That's cuz cops need to get laid more! I don't park my cars in construction sites to get it on. I park it behind stores and whatnot. One time, we parked at Jehovah's Witnesses

Oh it's fun parking on construction sites at night!

Particularly when a crew is working the site! Oh wait, so was I...

(No it wasn't with one of the crew... My boyfriend dropped by to bring something I had forgotten and needed for working nightshift... It also wasn't in my Yaris. It was in a 2002 VW Golf backseat though...)

why? · 12-04-2009, 10:17 AM

I couldn't imagine doing it in the yaris. I had enough problems doing it in my old Saab. Now a full size conversion van with a queen size bed in back, that was how to do it.

toyo · 12-04-2009, 11:01 AM

not yet lol

I wouldn't do it, they say it's bad luck, I did it in a civic I use to own and the fucker kept squeezing money out of me for repair.

So there you go lmao

JumpmanYaris · 12-04-2009, 11:29 AM

Nop, Wouldnt want that funky smell inside my car or no kind of juices

darthbauer · 12-04-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dvlnblkdrs

lol u'd have to ask jesus about stains.. he did afterall buy my rear seats..

jk.. not much was ever done back there

DandiDani · 12-04-2009, 06:13 PM

noooo.

dvlnblkdrs · 12-04-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by darthbauer

i said nothing about OTHER people's yarii iv been in tho

2+2 · 12-05-2009, 05:05 PM

Isn't sex enough of a mine field? Now we gotta be contortionists too? If I remember right, you get a room and do disgusting things to and with each other and hopefully never see each other again because now you've lost what little respect you had for one another. In other words, good clean fun.

But in a Yaris? I refuse to work that hard to humiliate myself.

dvlnblkdrs · 12-05-2009, 05:49 PM

wow.. are u that bad at this sport??? oh well.. more fun for the rest of us.. and fyi.. not much contorting in the front passenger seat

darthbauer · 02-03-2010, 06:23 PM

Did this the other night,

Had the front passenger seat all the way up, me on my knees in the rear passenger side floor board with the lady sitting on the backseat. I used the both oh shit handles for leverage. It was fun but a pain in the ass to get out of once we were done.

RHDVIPbB · 02-03-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by darthbauer

Did this the other night,

Had the front passenger seat all the way up, me on my knees in the rear passenger side floor board with the lady sitting on the backseat. I used the both oh shit handles for leverage. It was fun but a pain in the ass to get out of once we were done.

hmm, should have though about the handles. My recent experience was in my sedan. The seats lay almost flat if you slide them forward and remove the headrest. The only thing that got in the way was the armrest. She enjoyed in though.

eht13 · 02-04-2010, 12:49 PM

I can't believe this is actually a thread topic.

*tomato* · 02-04-2010, 12:56 PM

^ and a popular one, too. 4,337 views as of now.

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Originally Posted by RHDVIPbB

hmm, should have though about the handles. My recent experience was in my sedan. The seats lay almost flat if you slide them forward and remove the headrest. The only thing that got in the way was the armrest. She enjoyed in though.

She enjoyed the armrest?

J/K

Aothachos · 02-04-2010, 12:59 PM

its very easy in a sedan, roll up both front sits as far up to the far as u can, you have enough room for both of you to spread out, haha, if shes good she can ride you holding the two head rests in the back seat while you slouch a little down and she has her feet at the edge of the back seats, very good haha

RHDVIPbB · 02-04-2010, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tomato

^ and a popular one, too. 4,337 views as of now.

She enjoyed the armrest?

J/K

I meant that she enjoyed it even though the armrest got in the way once or twice.

kac · 04-04-2010, 12:09 AM

Bumping an old thread because I had the chance to try this out a couple nights ago at a nice campground somewhere in the midwest. Plenty of room in the backseat for me...
:-)

12-04-2009, 03:55 AM	#199
dvlnblkdrs Shush! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 toyota yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: orange, ca Posts: 3,521	lol u'd have to ask jesus about stains.. he did afterall buy my rear seats.. jk.. not much was ever done back there __________________ "Kids sure like the devil these days"

12-04-2009, 10:17 AM	#202
why? Only Happy When it Rains View User's Garage Drives: Yaris LB Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: harnett county NC Posts: 4,097	I couldn't imagine doing it in the yaris. I had enough problems doing it in my old Saab. Now a full size conversion van with a queen size bed in back, that was how to do it. __________________ Colin Chapman disciple

12-04-2009, 11:01 AM	#203
toyo Drives: toyota Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Japan I wish Posts: 236	not yet lol I wouldn't do it, they say it's bad luck, I did it in a civic I use to own and the fucker kept squeezing money out of me for repair. So there you go lmao __________________ 1st gen FTW

12-05-2009, 05:05 PM	#208
2+2 Drives: 09 3Dr Manual Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 210	Isn't sex enough of a mine field? Now we gotta be contortionists too? If I remember right, you get a room and do disgusting things to and with each other and hopefully never see each other again because now you've lost what little respect you had for one another. In other words, good clean fun. But in a Yaris? I refuse to work that hard to humiliate myself. __________________ Just put the pedal down and let the devil take the hindquarters. Last edited by 2+2; 12-05-2009 at 05:23 PM.

12-05-2009, 05:49 PM	#209
dvlnblkdrs Shush! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 toyota yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: orange, ca Posts: 3,521	wow.. are u that bad at this sport??? oh well.. more fun for the rest of us.. and fyi.. not much contorting in the front passenger seat __________________ "Kids sure like the devil these days"

12-04-2009, 04:27 AM	#200
coheed Drives: 08 BB LB Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Maiden, NC Posts: 785	Its really not that hard to have good sex in the back of these cars... I could draw a schematic if anyone needs it lol. lol hard

12-04-2009, 06:13 PM	#206
DandiDani View User's Garage Drives: 09' Meteorite liftback Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jeff,Indiana Posts: 1,374	noooo.

02-03-2010, 06:23 PM	#210
darthbauer Not really here... Drives: 2008 Blazing Blue S hatchback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,062	Did this the other night, Had the front passenger seat all the way up, me on my knees in the rear passenger side floor board with the lady sitting on the backseat. I used the both oh shit handles for leverage. It was fun but a pain in the ass to get out of once we were done. __________________ Liberate Tutemet Ex Infernis.

02-04-2010, 12:49 PM	#212
eht13 Drives: . Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: . Posts: 363	I can't believe this is actually a thread topic.

02-04-2010, 12:59 PM	#214
Aothachos Banned Drives: 2008 Yaris Sedan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 326	its very easy in a sedan, roll up both front sits as far up to the far as u can, you have enough room for both of you to spread out, haha, if shes good she can ride you holding the two head rests in the back seat while you slouch a little down and she has her feet at the edge of the back seats, very good haha

04-04-2010, 12:09 AM	#216
kac View User's Garage Drives: 2009 Meteorite 3dr Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: West/Central Illinois Posts: 540	Bumping an old thread because I had the chance to try this out a couple nights ago at a nice campground somewhere in the midwest. Plenty of room in the backseat for me... :-) __________________ Touchscreen DVD Navigation - 10" Bazooka Subwoofer - Kenwood Speakers - Toyota Premium Horn set AFE Pro Dry Air Filter - modified air intake box - 1ZZ-FE Throttle Body - Ultra Racing Rear Sway Bar & Front Strut Bar NST in cabin & engine bay SSK's - TWM shifter base bushings & cable bushings - Megan Racing C-Pillar Brace

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