Damn Fix-It Ticket

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Okay, so I was driving back Sacramento (Rancho Cordova), doing 60 mph in the slow lane. Suddenly, red and blue behind me. Some asswipe on her rag of a CHP is pulling me over. I pull over and she says, "Your tint is a little dark." Then she proceeds to writing me the ticket, never measures how dark my tint is. Yeah I know I have tinted windows, but my rant is why she pulls me over when I'm minding my own business doing only 60 mph in the slow lane when there are countless of people speeding (70-80 mph) passing me up. WTF is that shit!? Why doesn't the CHP pull over people who are actually doing something wrong and dangerous. Fuckin bullshit. I get people riding my ass and cutting me off. I don't see them getting pulled over. I see Mustangs and Camero's, along with other American cars with tint darker than my shit. I don't see them getting pulled over, nor do I really find it necessary to pull them or anyone else with tint over. Fuckin pull over the idiots who don't know how to drive, gah-damn CHP. And why is it always some ass on her rag that pulls me over for fix it tickets (previous one was in my GTI)!? A male CHP pulled up behind her, and talks to her. Then I see him shake his head and leave (I'm assuming he was shaking his head because this was such a lame ass reason to pull someone over).

Also, ever heard that stereotype that women tend to write better than guys? Well that's not true or the officer who pulled me over is a transvestite because she can't write for shit. I had to look it up and call people in order to know where I'm to send the citation to. FUCK!