If you came with a warning label, what would it say? - Page 2 - Toyota Yaris Forums

SIPNGAS · 04-15-2009, 06:20 PM

I kind of like that one, too.

firebob · 04-15-2009, 06:23 PM

Take your shit else ware…

***rant warning***
I don’t know why but people think that just because I don’t know people in a plant and will be there for 2 or 3 days they think I should know all the gossip. Why do I care about who did what to who when I don’t know anything about anyone there. I’m there to help the company keep there quality certifications current.

BailOut · 04-15-2009, 06:35 PM

"WARNING: Has no tolerance for bullshit, stupidity, flakiness or laziness"

1stToyota · 04-15-2009, 06:40 PM

DANGER!
May be fatal or cause blindness if swallowed. Contents under pressure.

Altitude · 04-15-2009, 06:44 PM

If accidentally ingested, induce vomiting.

marcus · 04-15-2009, 07:11 PM

WARNING! " Beware I'll beat any mussle car on a 0-600 km straight run "

AlexNet0 · 04-15-2009, 07:23 PM

"No service after hours"

^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast

SilverBack · 04-15-2009, 07:38 PM

33OH · 04-16-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexNet0

"No service after hours"

^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast

Ah jeeze, I hate that too!!

*tomato* · 04-16-2009, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexNet0

"No service after hours"

^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast

Here you go, just for you

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-app...ons/388b/zoom/

firebob · 04-15-2009, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BailOut

"WARNING: Has no tolerance for bullshit, stupidity, flakiness or laziness"

This is the one I need. I should get it printed on the next batch of our company golf shirts.

marcus · 04-16-2009, 02:55 PM

got one.. what about " beware!!...WARNING LABEL "

ChinoCharles · 04-16-2009, 03:10 PM

WARNING: Side effects may include LOL, WTF and OMGROFL

mikenacarato · 04-16-2009, 03:22 PM

me... "known in some states to cause cancer"

my girlfriend... "read owners manual before operating"

SailDesign · 04-16-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikenacarato

me... "known in some states to cause cancer"

my girlfriend... "read owners manual before operating"

Yours came with a manual?!? Wish mine had....

LtNoogie · 04-16-2009, 03:27 PM

Mine would say "Boobies make him smile"

KCALB SIRAY · 04-16-2009, 03:40 PM

Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract

SIPNGAS · 04-16-2009, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract

Yes, these are OPERATING instructions....

not a warning label.

Whooo...that was HOT.

04-15-2009, 06:20 PM	#1
SIPNGAS I LOVE my Yaris! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Polar White LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Southeast Wisconsin Posts: 5,164	I kind of like that one, too. __________________ We don't see things as THEY are...we see them as WE are. Lisa aka *SIPNGAS*

04-15-2009, 06:23 PM	#2
firebob Drives: 09 yaris Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: on the road Posts: 236	Take your shit else ware… *rant warning* I don’t know why but people think that just because I don’t know people in a plant and will be there for 2 or 3 days they think I should know all the gossip. Why do I care about who did what to who when I don’t know anything about anyone there. I’m there to help the company keep there quality certifications current. __________________ 09, 3 door lift back, auto. I live on the road with my wife. We travel as needed for our work and drive up to 4,500 miles in a bad week.

04-15-2009, 06:35 PM	#3
BailOut Steals terrorist's lunch View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Reno, Nevada, USA Posts: 1,299	"WARNING: Has no tolerance for bullshit, stupidity, flakiness or laziness" __________________ - Brian Share the Road I often carry 2 carpool passengers and mountain bikes or snowboards/skis over a 4,500 foot elevation difference. Click the graphic above to see my detailed mileage logs. Last edited by BailOut; 04-15-2009 at 08:40 PM.

04-15-2009, 06:40 PM	#4
1stToyota Drives: 2013 Chevy Spark 1LT 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,185	DANGER! May be fatal or cause blindness if swallowed. Contents under pressure. __________________ 1997 Lincoln Town Car - *SOLD* 2008 Scion xD (w/ automatic) - SOLD 2008 Yaris HB - SOLD

04-15-2009, 07:23 PM	#7
AlexNet0 View User's Garage Drives: '07 Yaris 3dr Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Rockland, ME Posts: 1,638	"No service after hours" ^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast __________________ ---------- MI-YW ----------

04-15-2009, 06:44 PM	#5
Altitude Drives: '08 LB MT Bayou Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,671	If accidentally ingested, induce vomiting.

04-15-2009, 07:11 PM	#6
marcus toyota View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris RS Blazed Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: toronto, canada Posts: 3,637	WARNING! " Beware I'll beat any mussle car on a 0-600 km straight run "

04-15-2009, 07:38 PM	#8
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	__________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

04-16-2009, 02:55 PM	#12
marcus toyota View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris RS Blazed Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: toronto, canada Posts: 3,637	got one.. what about " beware!!...WARNING LABEL "

04-16-2009, 03:10 PM	#13
ChinoCharles Banned Drives: LB Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OH Posts: 7,787	WARNING: Side effects may include LOL, WTF and OMGROFL

04-16-2009, 03:22 PM	#14
mikenacarato SIPNDEW View User's Garage Drives: 15 STI Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,281	me... "known in some states to cause cancer" my girlfriend... "read owners manual before operating"

04-16-2009, 03:27 PM	#16
LtNoogie View User's Garage Drives: '08 Bayou Blue LB AT Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West Hills, CA Posts: 2,517	Mine would say "Boobies make him smile" __________________ aFe Intake \| Blitz Supercharger \| Megan Header \| TRD Exhaust \| NST Pulley Set TRD Shocks/Struts \| Tanabe NF210 Springs \| TRD Sway Bar \| Motegi TRAKLITE wheels \| Kuhmo Ecsta XS R1 Concepts slotted rotors \| Carbotech 1521 brake pads \| stainless steel brake lines \| Seibon vented carbon fiber hood

04-16-2009, 03:40 PM	#17
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build Last edited by KCALB SIRAY; 04-16-2009 at 03:56 PM.

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