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Old 06-27-2009, 07:33 PM   #19
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Am I wrong to think its kinda hot to see my wife cooking with my GF? I mean, they know each other but I don't think she knows that I see my GF on the weekends, especially around deer season
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Old 06-27-2009, 07:35 PM   #20
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thats fucked up...you had me going for a minute.


Me too!
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Old 06-27-2009, 08:52 PM   #21
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one of the local high school's band directors hooked up with his son's girlfriend... they have kids together and are married, creepy!
which high school was it? i went there my 7th thru 11th grade.
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Old 06-28-2009, 02:46 AM   #22
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wow, I was all ready to say go kick his ass, LOL.

seriously, I would never have gotten it if others hadnt responded first, lol
Just imagine how much more confused Foreman himself would've been. All those blows to the head over the years can really throw you off. "What? when did I start selling grills? And why do you keep calling me George?"

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Hate to break it to you, but your g/f is at my house and guess what...

yup i got my meat in her to

Actually I'm single right now so I could care less. Besides, you would be outta luck with my ex anyway, my friend. ..She's not into weenie tots LOL

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You ought to go to Wal-Mart or Target and get another GF. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

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Funny you mention that. I was at Best Buy today looking for a CD while watching some rude douche out of the corner of my eye for 10 mins as he got shot down several times trying to pick-up on female workers. Didn't get my CD, but still got entertained
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Old 06-28-2009, 02:47 AM   #23
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lol.. i knew something was fishy when he mentioned MEAT. then i thought he must meant his wang, but then, WTF dad does his son's gf...

That really surprised me.. hehe.
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:53 PM   #24
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OMG That was awesome
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:57 PM   #25
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Deffinately the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time. Thanks for the story.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:27 PM   #26
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:44 PM   #27
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LoL... hahahaha... ok, ok, before I saw the pic of you GF I was going to say, You should have tag teamed that little slut... Family Style!

Now I have to suggest the same thing... Call up your dad... and both of you put your meat in her... get your cheese filled hot dogs and dont pull em out until that cheese gets all on her grill...

Hell maybe call up a buddy or 2 and Gangbang that filthy whore...

Actually I have a nice piece of Italian Sausage I wouldn’t mind getting all hot in your GF…

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Old 06-29-2009, 03:24 PM   #28
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Good one! Really!!
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:58 PM   #29
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LoL... hahahaha... ok, ok, before I saw the pic of you GF I was going to say, You should have tag teamed that little slut... Family Style!

Now I have to suggest the same thing... Call up your dad... and both of you put your meat in her... get your cheese filled hot dogs and dont pull em out until that cheese gets all on her grill...

Hell maybe call up a buddy or 2 and Gangbang that filthy whore...

Actually I have a nice piece of Italian Sausage I wouldn’t mind getting all hot in your GF…

Me thinks you've grown a fetish for household appliances
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:50 PM   #30
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lol krazy... .
that was a really good punk'd moment
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