Dear KCALB....

[ChinoCharles]

Originally Posted by jambo101

I dont usually hang out down here but thought the original topic was kinda interesting but as usual the topic seems to have deteriorated into meaningless irrelevance that has nothing to do with the original concept.

Epic, epic fail.

[eTiMaGo]

Dear KCALB,

Why do I have so much difficulty getting motivated to do anything productive? I don't particularly dislike my jobs, but often I just can't be bothered to do anything...

[33OH]

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

Dear KCALB,

Why do I have so much difficulty getting motivated to do anything productive? I don't particularly dislike my jobs, but often I just can't be bothered to do anything...

+1000000000000000000000 here too.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by jambo101

I dont usually hang out down here but thought the original topic was kinda interesting but as usual the topic seems to have deteriorated into meaningless irrelevance that has nothing to do with the original concept.

It's called fun, passing time....you should try it sometime.

Originally Posted by jclo3313

If I fart in the woods does an angel get wings?

see below, it's what I would have said

Originally Posted by SIPNGAS

No, the angel WISHES for bigger wings to get out of the immidiate area as quickly as possible.

Originally Posted by jclo3313

lol

If a bear uses a rabbit to wipe it's butt do I still have a chance to win the lottery?

Grizzly or Black Bear?

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

Dear KCALB,

Why do I have so much difficulty getting motivated to do anything productive? I don't particularly dislike my jobs, but often I just can't be bothered to do anything...

It could easily be fixed by taking a look at your diet. have to ask yourself, do I have too many simple vs complex carbs, too much protein that my body cannot break down etc? Send me a list of what you eat on a regular basis and I'll take a look at your diet and see what I can do for you.

[jambo101]

Originally Posted by PK198105

you bitch too often

Its my way of having fun..

[jclo3313]

Should I ask Mike a question?

[KCALB SIRAY]

no

[nemelek]

On what date will Farrah Fawcett die?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by nemelek

On what date will Farrah Fawcett die?

A few more cheek implants and a tummy tuck should net her about 15 more years from today. The cancer issue is another story

[SilverBack]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

A few more cheek implants and a tummy tuck should net her about 15 more years from today. The cancer issue is another story

Dear KCALB,

What causes anal cancer? If it's gerbils, then why doesn't Richard Gere have it?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by k r a y z e e . j o j o

Dear KCALB,

What causes anal cancer? If it's gerbils, then why doesn't Richard Gere have it?

Otherwise known as the butt flu

What Causes Colon Cancer?
There are several causes for colorectal cancer as well as factors that place certain individuals at increased risk for the disease. There are known genetic and environmental factors.

People at risk for colorectal cancer:

The biggest risk factor is age. Colon cancer is rare in those under 40 years. The rate of colorectal cancer detection begins to increase after age 40. Most colorectal cancer is diagnosed in those over 60 years.

Have a mother, father, sister, or brother who developed colorectal cancer or polyps. When more than one family member has had colorectal cancer, the risk to other members may be three-to-four times higher of developing the disease. This higher risk may be due to an inherited gene.

Have history of benign growths, such as polyps, that have been surgically removed.

Have a prior history of colon or rectal cancer.

Have disease or condition linked with increased risk.

Have a diet high in fat and low in fiber.


Need To Know:

Who is at risk for inherited forms of colorectal cancer?

People whose relatives developed colorectal cancer before age 60.

Those with relatives who have other forms of cancer, particularly breast or ovarian cancer.

Those with a family history of stomach, abdominal, bowel, bone, or liver cancer. In the past, colorectal cancer was misdiagnosed as stomach, abdominal, or bowel cancer, or, in later stages, the cancer may have spread to the bone or liver.

Distant relatives, such as cousins, aunts, uncles, etc., who develop colorectal cancer may raise the risk of colorectal cancer for other distant family members. The relative increase in risk is not as high as in those who have first-degree relatives, such as parents or siblings with colorectal cancer.




Having certain diseases or conditions may place people at increased risk for colorectal cancer. These include

Chronic ulcerative colitis, an inflammatory condition of the colon. People in this risk category have long-term disease, most for ten years or more.

Crohn's disease, which is an inflammatory disease of the gastrointestinal tract. This disease may increase colorectal cancer risk, although not as much ulcerative colitis.

A history of breast, uterine, or ovarian cancer in women.

Inherited a specific colorectal cancer syndrome. Those with an inherited syndromes may develop colorectal cancer at a much younger age, in their 30s or even younger.


Inherited Colon Cancer Syndromes
Inherited colon cancer syndromes is a name given to a group of different types of colon cancer found to be directly inherited, or passed down from one generation to the next. Over the past several years, genetic forms of colon cancer have been identified and genetic tests developed.

Need To Know:

Genetic forms of colon cancer represent a smaller percentage of all colon cancer cases. However, those with a strong family history of colon cancer may consider talking to a genetic counselor. Those at high risk may choose to undergo screening at an earlier age.



There are two basic forms of colon cancers recognized as having a genetic basis:

Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is a rare genetic disorder of the colon characterized by the development of hundreds of polyps on the inner walls of the colon. People with FAP are at a higher risk for developing colon cancer at an early age (in their early 30s).
The treatment of choice is to have an operation to remove the diseased colon to avoid the eventual development of colon cancer. This operation can be done without the need for a colostomy.


Hereditary nonpolyposis colon cancer (HNPCC) is a form of colon cancer that runs in certain families. HNPCC is divided into two types:

Type I: People with this form of HNPCC can develop colon cancer before age 50.

Type II: People with this disorder are not only at higher risk for colon cancer before age 50 but are also at high risk for uterine, ovarian, thyroid, bladder, and other cancers.



Nice To Know:

Reliable blood tests can now determine if a person has certain genes responsible for inherited colon cancer. Inherited colon cancer makes up about 20 percent of colon cancer cases.



Gastrointestinal Carcinoid Tumors
Gastrointestinal carcinoid tumors are a rare form of cancer affecting the intestinal tract, including the stomach, small intestine, appendix, colon, or rectum. Carcinoid tumors do not usually cause major, recognizable symptoms and can take years to develop. In most cases, these tumors are accidentally discovered during abdominal surgery. These tumors secrete hormones - groups of chemicals released into the bloodstream that have an effect elsewhere in the body.

In some people, carcinoid tumors may cause symptoms known as "carcinoid syndrome":

Facial swelling with redness or flushing

Wheezing

Diarrhea

Carcinoid syndrome symptoms usually occur only if the cancer spreads to the liver.

Treatment for carcinoid syndrome depends on the stage of the disease and the person's overall health. Treatment may include surgery, radiation therapy, or chemotherapy

[staticorex]

^ Damn. Here's a question... Do you type all that out or just cut and paste? :p

[nemelek]

Originally Posted by k r a y z e e . j o j o

If it's gerbils, then why doesn't Richard Gere have it?

That's the funniest thing that I heard all day.

[tomato]

Originally Posted by SIPNGAS

No, the angel WISHES for bigger wings to get out of the immidiate area as quickly as possible.

Well done!!

Now, I don't know if this was asked already but it's really important ... has anybody seen my red stapler?

[gwasabi]

Originally Posted by staticorex

Ha. What is the meaning of life? :p

The meaning of life is the beginning of death :)

[ROCKLAND TOYOTA]

why do gordo chicas chupa bueno beacho?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by staticorex

^ Damn. Here's a question... Do you type all that out or just cut and paste? :p

The really lengthy response like the cancer question/answer, no. But I do take my time to research if I don't know the full extent to the answer just to add a bit more for clarification. I'm a wealth of useless information

Originally Posted by tomato

Well done!!

Now, I don't know if this was asked already but it's really important ... has anybody seen my red stapler?

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to move your desk to the basement, okay

Originally Posted by ROCKLAND TOYOTA

why do gordo chicas chupa bueno beacho?

First things first, gorda not gordo. If you are using both in the same sentence then I will assume they are from Rio,

Conozco a unas pocas chicas flacas que chupa bien tambien. Que rico

[ROCKLAND TOYOTA]

QUE RICO,