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01-01-2010, 03:21 PM | #1 |
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Joke of the Day - Viagra
An old man goes to the drug store to buy some Viagra. He hands the pharmacist the prescription and says "I'd like them cut into quarters, please".
The pharmacist answers " I can cut them for you but you won't get a full erection from just a quarter pill". The old man says " I'm 96 years old and all I want is to stick it out far enough so I don't pizz on my slippers."
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01-01-2010, 05:02 PM | #2 |
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An old, old joke, which you can hear R.L. Burnside tell on his album "A Ass Pocket O' Whisky," is: "When I was young, I had to hold it down so I didn't piss up my nose. Now I have to hold it up so I don't piss on my toes."
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01-01-2010, 07:03 PM | #3 |
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Did you hear about the first death associated with Viagra?
A man took 12 Viagra. They found the wife dead the next morning. |
01-01-2010, 08:30 PM | #4 |
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If you take a Viagra, make sure you drink plenty of water. If it gets stuck in your throat, you may have a stiff neck for hours!
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01-01-2010, 10:46 PM | #5 |
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A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin:
Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals! They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution. |
01-01-2010, 10:49 PM | #6 |
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01-02-2010, 09:15 AM | #9 |
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I tried some Viagra, but didn't like the "effects", so to get rid of them, I threw them into the toilet. i haven't been able to put the seat down for a week!
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