Mindless violence against illegal aliens these days...

[Shinare]

I must say that for some time now I have been incredibly disturbed by a commercial that has been airing quite a bit lately. In fact, it is a series of commercials where a previously undocumented, sentient and possibly intelligent, life form is mindlessly murdered by Michael Jordan simply because it is annoying the person it is trying to interact with. These murders are also at times extremely graphic, involving being crammed into a shredder and slit into gory strips of death. In another commercial in the series, this innocent life form is savagely drowned in a vat of carbonated beverage. In all cases it is viciously torn from its natural environment beforehand. Its just sickening and we need to start a petition to pull these commercials before other, possibly alien, life forms are provoked into retaliation.