A Yaris, a Lamborghini and a Ferrari Walk Into a Bar... - Toyota Yaris Forums

MadMax · 06-05-2009, 12:14 PM

OK, here's the real joke...

My friend was driving down a deserted highway late one night when his Yaris ran out of gas (he wasn’t paying attention as it is such a rare event that a Yaris needs gas!).

So he pulls off the road and turns on his flashers to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually, a Lamborghini Countach pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" my friend asked. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

So they head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight, when up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

The officer there watches them fly past and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw! An F40 and a Countach were racing down the road doing about 160 MPH, with a little Yaris honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!"

Cheers! M2

06-05-2009, 12:14 PM	#1
MadMax Drives: 2008 Yaris Liftback (Sprocket) Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: San Antonio, Texas! Posts: 2,799	A Yaris, a Lamborghini and a Ferrari Walk Into a Bar... OK, here's the real joke... My friend was driving down a deserted highway late one night when his Yaris ran out of gas (he wasn’t paying attention as it is such a rare event that a Yaris needs gas!). So he pulls off the road and turns on his flashers to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually, a Lamborghini Countach pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" my friend asked. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast." So they head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight, when up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap. The officer there watches them fly past and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw! An F40 and a Countach were racing down the road doing about 160 MPH, with a little Yaris honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!" Cheers! M2