Stupidest or most embarrassing thing you did lately? - Toyota Yaris Forums

*tomato* · 04-29-2009, 03:44 PM

OK, I'll go first.

Usually, when we have clients come over, we get snacks and sandwiches from the caterers and put them in the meeting room for them. Since it's pretty good stuff, whatever is left over untouched goes to the break room after they leave and anyone is welcome to have it. Some of the food ends up in the fridge rather than on the table because it would spoil if left unrefrigerated for hours.

So, a couple of weeks ago, I get the email "meeting's over, left-over stuff available" . I show up, open the fridge and see a bowl with some fruit salad that looks really inviting. So I help myself generously since I was kind of hungry. In fact, I ate almost all of it and it was pretty good.

The following day, I see one of my co-workers picking up that same bowl and standing in front of the fridge scratching her head like something's wrong... it occurred to me, I had eaten her lunch!! Oooops

OK all yours ! (keep it clean, uh?

)

Tamago · 04-29-2009, 03:46 PM

i texted my gf "i want to fuck your pussy"

then about two hours later, i realized the stupid T9 had put PUPPY instead

FML

*jclo3313* · 04-29-2009, 04:36 PM

Classy

hatchbackkid82 · 04-29-2009, 04:42 PM

WOW

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tamago

i texted my gf "i want to fuck your pussy"

then about two hours later, i realized the stupid T9 had put PUPPY instead

FML

Morgan · 04-29-2009, 04:38 PM

After spending nearly $30k on my education, specializing in early reading development.... being shown up by a 2nd grader who knew that "ea" has two sounds (long - each; short - dead)

FML

KCALB SIRAY · 04-29-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan

After spending nearly $30k on my education, specializing in early reading development.... being shown up by a 2nd grader who knew that "ea" has two sounds (long - each; short - dead)

FML

ohhhh snap!

hatchbackkid82 · 04-29-2009, 04:41 PM

Are you smarter than a 2nd grader? JK

BailOut · 04-29-2009, 05:26 PM

I mentioned this in another thread but it belongs here, too.

While on a nice, lazy bicycle ride on a paved path last Sunday, and while riding my full suspension mountain bike (because my wife was on the hybrid bike), I managed to hook my rear tire on a railroad track. I was clipped in to the pedals and as I lost all forward progress and pumped hard to try to power out of it all I managed was to power myself right into the ground. I did this right in front of a park full of people and got so twisted up on the ground that I had to unclip my left foot with my hands to start the process of getting back up.

LtNoogie · 04-29-2009, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BailOut

I mentioned this in another thread but it belongs here, too.

While on a nice, lazy bicycle ride on a paved path last Sunday, and while riding my full suspension mountain bike (because my wife was on the hybrid bike), I managed to hook my rear tire on a railroad track. I was clipped in to the pedals and as I lost all forward progress and pumped hard to try to power out of it all I managed was to power myself right into the ground. I did this right in front of a park full of people and got so twisted up on the ground that I had to unclip my left foot with my hands to start the process of getting back up.

Similar story about my first mountain bike with pedal clips. I clipped in my new shoes, pedalled out the back of the store to their parking lot and realized I never learned how to unclip. A car approached so I slowed to a completed stop and then just flopped over bike and hall onto the blacktop. I had to lay there until the bicycle store people ran over and show me how to unclip my feet.

ChinoCharles · 04-29-2009, 05:46 PM

I called mikenacarato "dear" thinking I was talking to someone else. Then he asked why I called him dear and I thought it was the girl telling me not to call her dear and then I was embarrassed, and then I realized it was Mike and I was REALLY embarassed. LOL good times.

mikenacarato · 04-29-2009, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

I called mikenacarato "dear" thinking I was talking to someone else. Then he asked why I called him dear and I thought it was the girl telling me not to call her dear and then I was embarrassed, and then I realized it was Mike and I was REALLY embarassed. LOL good times.

LOL! when I said...dont call me dear..you got all sad like i shut you down.

SilverBack · 04-29-2009, 09:11 PM

The other day I was at a small music store looking at CDs. The owner was protectively eye-balling me because his daughter (assuming) was standing behind me looking at the opposite shelf, which I wasn't aware of. I take a step back and stumble on her heel. Instinctively I reach back to break my fall just to end up grabbing a handful of ass (a nice tight one too). I was pretty sure everyone there saw it. Even though I sincerely apologized to her and she thought nothing of it, the owner looked uber-pissed. It was time to high-tail it outta there and never come back...

ChinoCharles · 04-29-2009, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikenacarato

LOL! when I said...dont call me dear..you got all sad like i shut you down.

LOL I know. Priceless.

SailDesign · 04-29-2009, 05:46 PM

After the New England meet was scheduled, I didn't bother to check the thread again. So... on the 19th of April, I show up at Shopper's World expecting to see a whole raft of Yarii there. Nada. Zip!
So I go over to kid #3's new apartment, not too far away, where I had said I would go afterwards to check it out, have lunch with her and go home. Check thread - it was changed to the 26th!
Yes, I went the next weekend (it's only 1.5 hrs to get there) as well. The security guy who was helping me find Yarii on the 19th had the good grace NOT to drive and make fun of me, just waved and grinned.....

Tamago · 04-29-2009, 05:46 PM

some guy told me he liked my style

ChinoCharles · 04-29-2009, 05:47 PM

ROFL!

enobmort42 · 04-29-2009, 06:03 PM

thinking i was alone in the bathroom, i texted a friend something funny that had happened earlier. a few seconds later, i heard chuckling coming from a few stalls down and thought it was him, so i said, "you liked that, didn't you?" and laughed a little. in a middle eastern accent, the other guy replied, "what? who, me?" i hurried out as fast as i could.

YAR1S · 04-29-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enobmort42

thinking i was alone in the bathroom, i texted a friend something funny that had happened earlier. a few seconds later, i heard chuckling coming from a few stalls down and thought it was him, so i said, "you liked that, didn't you?" and laughed a little. in a middle eastern accent, the other guy replied, "what? who, me?" i hurried out as fast as i could.

haha ...

04-29-2009, 03:44 PM	#1
tomato Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Yaris 2DR LB 07, MT, Abs. Red Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 5,155	Stupidest or most embarrassing thing you did lately? OK, I'll go first. Usually, when we have clients come over, we get snacks and sandwiches from the caterers and put them in the meeting room for them. Since it's pretty good stuff, whatever is left over untouched goes to the break room after they leave and anyone is welcome to have it. Some of the food ends up in the fridge rather than on the table because it would spoil if left unrefrigerated for hours. So, a couple of weeks ago, I get the email "meeting's over, left-over stuff available" . I show up, open the fridge and see a bowl with some fruit salad that looks really inviting. So I help myself generously since I was kind of hungry. In fact, I ate almost all of it and it was pretty good. The following day, I see one of my co-workers picking up that same bowl and standing in front of the fridge scratching her head like something's wrong... it occurred to me, I had eaten her lunch!! Oooops OK all yours ! (keep it clean, uh? ) __________________ Follow Bamboo the YarisWorld Traveler here

04-29-2009, 04:38 PM	#5
Morgan View User's Garage Drives: 07 MM LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PCB, FL Posts: 504	After spending nearly $30k on my education, specializing in early reading development.... being shown up by a 2nd grader who knew that "ea" has two sounds (long - each; short - dead) FML __________________

04-29-2009, 05:26 PM	#8
BailOut Steals terrorist's lunch View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Reno, Nevada, USA Posts: 1,299	I mentioned this in another thread but it belongs here, too. While on a nice, lazy bicycle ride on a paved path last Sunday, and while riding my full suspension mountain bike (because my wife was on the hybrid bike), I managed to hook my rear tire on a railroad track. I was clipped in to the pedals and as I lost all forward progress and pumped hard to try to power out of it all I managed was to power myself right into the ground. I did this right in front of a park full of people and got so twisted up on the ground that I had to unclip my left foot with my hands to start the process of getting back up. __________________ - Brian Share the Road I often carry 2 carpool passengers and mountain bikes or snowboards/skis over a 4,500 foot elevation difference. Click the graphic above to see my detailed mileage logs.

04-29-2009, 09:11 PM	#12
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	The other day I was at a small music store looking at CDs. The owner was protectively eye-balling me because his daughter (assuming) was standing behind me looking at the opposite shelf, which I wasn't aware of. I take a step back and stumble on her heel. Instinctively I reach back to break my fall just to end up grabbing a handful of ass (a nice tight one too). I was pretty sure everyone there saw it. Even though I sincerely apologized to her and she thought nothing of it, the owner looked uber-pissed. It was time to high-tail it outta there and never come back... __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

04-29-2009, 06:03 PM	#17
enobmort42 First time DIYer Drives: '07 LB Polar White Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 434	thinking i was alone in the bathroom, i texted a friend something funny that had happened earlier. a few seconds later, i heard chuckling coming from a few stalls down and thought it was him, so i said, "you liked that, didn't you?" and laughed a little. in a middle eastern accent, the other guy replied, "what? who, me?" i hurried out as fast as i could. __________________ LED tails - debadged - 17" wheels - LED door handles - Painted Headlights - 30/35% tint - Blue LED Interior - DIY Cruise Control - Python 460HP Alarm - DIY Power Locks - K&N CAI - Lowering Springs

04-29-2009, 04:36 PM	#3
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	Classy __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

04-29-2009, 04:41 PM	#7
hatchbackkid82 Drives: . Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: . Posts: 1,828	Are you smarter than a 2nd grader? JK

04-29-2009, 05:46 PM	#10
ChinoCharles Banned Drives: LB Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OH Posts: 7,787	I called mikenacarato "dear" thinking I was talking to someone else. Then he asked why I called him dear and I thought it was the girl telling me not to call her dear and then I was embarrassed, and then I realized it was Mike and I was REALLY embarassed. LOL good times.

04-29-2009, 05:46 PM	#14
SailDesign Drives: . Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: . Posts: 1,931	After the New England meet was scheduled, I didn't bother to check the thread again. So... on the 19th of April, I show up at Shopper's World expecting to see a whole raft of Yarii there. Nada. Zip! So I go over to kid #3's new apartment, not too far away, where I had said I would go afterwards to check it out, have lunch with her and go home. Check thread - it was changed to the 26th! Yes, I went the next weekend (it's only 1.5 hrs to get there) as well. The security guy who was helping me find Yarii on the 19th had the good grace NOT to drive and make fun of me, just waved and grinned.....

04-29-2009, 05:47 PM	#16
ChinoCharles Banned Drives: LB Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OH Posts: 7,787	ROFL!

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Pic:What on earth is this thing on my front bumper?	iwantayarisnyc	General Yaris / Vitz Discussion	30	12-11-2008 12:40 AM
this little thing cost me a new tyre	spinejaruk	General Yaris / Vitz Discussion	21	09-19-2007 10:26 AM
Did i do the right thing?	strider86x	General Yaris / Vitz Discussion	9	10-05-2006 03:52 AM
What is that circle thing?	Mad Munchkin	Photo-Video-Media Gallery	13	09-26-2006 02:27 PM