Rap Battle

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Hold up, wait a minute, what the hell is all this?
Oh, wait, now I get it, its my big chance to diss
On all of you members who post bunk ass threads
So your post count goes up and grows big with your head
But in the end, the fact of the matter is as follows:
None of you can spit, but you all sure do...

-drops mic-

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"




thats the best i got atm, haha