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SilverBack · 08-24-2009, 02:19 PM

Typical SUV driver

I tend to be more passive-aggressive than many SUV drivers (someday I just know I'm gonna pay for it, but it's just so fun!). When they're tailing me I just ease-off the gas and slow down a little to give them the hint that they should go around. Then if there's slow traffic in the next lane I'll punch it while next to him and pass him up again. They usually stop acting like dicks after a couple times

Darb · 08-24-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by k r a y z e e . j o j o

Typical SUV driver

I tend to be more passive-aggressive than many SUV drivers (someday I just know I'm gonna pay for it, but it's just so fun!). When they're tailing me I just ease-off the gas and slow down a little to give them the hint that they should go around. Then if there's slow traffic in the next lane I'll punch it while next to him and pass him up again. They usually stop acting like dicks after a couple times

^ this. Only I'll gas it until I get beside someone then box them in. I also flash my 4-ways if they flash brights at me.

SilverBack · 08-26-2009, 12:00 AM

^Let's just go all-out and build a KITT Yaris. We'll even get an angry Adam Sandler voice programmed into it

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Originally Posted by Darb

^ this. Only I'll gas it until I get beside someone then box them in. I also flash my 4-ways if they flash brights at me.

I take it traffic is also horrid in your parts?

Bob Dog · 08-26-2009, 01:33 AM

Design it so it would shoot a stream of urine about 60ft and say gotcha?

brotan1x · 08-26-2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dog

Design it so it would shoot a stream of urine about 60ft and say gotcha?

That woudl be very easy to keep loaded.. Ultimately you would save on your water bill because you wouldn't have to flush your toilet..

So there is even a better cost savings to aggressive driving with the 'piss-cannon' secretly mounted on your car..

Thanks for making me laugh..

08-24-2009, 02:19 PM	#1
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	Typical SUV driver I tend to be more passive-aggressive than many SUV drivers (someday I just know I'm gonna pay for it, but it's just so fun!). When they're tailing me I just ease-off the gas and slow down a little to give them the hint that they should go around. Then if there's slow traffic in the next lane I'll punch it while next to him and pass him up again. They usually stop acting like dicks after a couple times __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

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Bob Dog DARK PHASE OF THE MOON Drives: 07 liftback Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: the Boondocks, NC Posts: 993	Design it so it would shoot a stream of urine about 60ft and say gotcha?