Rap Battle

[eTiMaGo]

TinyGiant, he thinks he's a playa',
but he's never met this here slaya'
his life of a sleepless wonder workaholic
never gonna get a bitch with whom to "frolic"

not that it matters to him anyway
if you listen to what I gotta say...

cuz I know him and where he's from
always dressed up in the latest fads
problem is, he ain't got a mom
gay bastard's got his two dads!

(ok I suck at this ahahhaha)

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

TinyGiant, he thinks he's a playa',
but he's never met this here slaya'
his life of a sleepless wonder workaholic
never gonna get a bitch with whom to "frolic"

not that it matters to him anyway
if you listen to what I gotta say...

cuz I know him and where he's from
always dressed up in the latest fads
problem is, he ain't got a mom
gay bastard's got his two dads!

(ok I suck at this ahahhaha)

Oh damn, look who just popped in
It's Moby son, and he's looking for a man
I Can't wait to hear the spit back from Tommy
I hope he doesn't run and tell his Mommy
that I snuck up back about a quarter past 2:00
Looking for his chicken head and you know who
Incase you don't know, here's the thick of the plot
She's got two thick legs, two thighs and a very big
Cock-a-doodle doo, I clucked towards the window
She jumped up and said "you bastard eTiMaGo"
It must have been good cause he didn't even run
She jumped out the window as I held up my gun
He looked up at me and said "What the hell bro"
"I'm working undercover as Inspector Clouseau"

[toad]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Oh damn, look who just popped in
It's Moby son, and he's looking for a man
I Can't wait to hear the spit back from Tommy
I hope he doesn't run and tell his Mommy
that I snuck up back about a quarter past 2:00
Looking for his chicken head and you know who
Incase you don't know, here's the thick of the plot
She's got two thick legs, two thighs and a very big
Cock-a-doodle doo, I clucked towards the window
She jumped up and said "you bastard eTiMaGo"
It must have been good cause he didn't even run
She jumped out the window as I held up my gun
He looked up at me and said "What the hell bro"
"I'm working undercover as Inspector Clouseau"

toad just discovered this thread
now you is dead
i'm droppin' rhyme on you
like your mom did to your head
playin' your nintendo
but little did you know
toad would get the last laugh
did you just say 'inspector clouseau'?
kcalb siray?
what the hell is that?
yeah, i can spell backwards
e mag ruoy si e mat
(in lat)