Rap Battle

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

TinyGiant, he thinks he's a playa',
but he's never met this here slaya'
his life of a sleepless wonder workaholic
never gonna get a bitch with whom to "frolic"

not that it matters to him anyway
if you listen to what I gotta say...

cuz I know him and where he's from
always dressed up in the latest fads
problem is, he ain't got a mom
gay bastard's got his two dads!

(ok I suck at this ahahhaha)

Oh damn, look who just popped in
It's Moby son, and he's looking for a man
I Can't wait to hear the spit back from Tommy
I hope he doesn't run and tell his Mommy
that I snuck up back about a quarter past 2:00
Looking for his chicken head and you know who
Incase you don't know, here's the thick of the plot
She's got two thick legs, two thighs and a very big
Cock-a-doodle doo, I clucked towards the window
She jumped up and said "you bastard eTiMaGo"
It must have been good cause he didn't even run
She jumped out the window as I held up my gun
He looked up at me and said "What the hell bro"
"I'm working undercover as Inspector Clouseau"