A Yaris, a Lamborghini and a Ferrari Walk Into a Bar... - Toyota Yaris Forums

MadMax · 06-05-2009, 11:14 AM

OK, here's the real joke...

My friend was driving down a deserted highway late one night when his Yaris ran out of gas (he wasn’t paying attention as it is such a rare event that a Yaris needs gas!).

So he pulls off the road and turns on his flashers to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually, a Lamborghini Countach pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" my friend asked. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

So they head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight, when up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

The officer there watches them fly past and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw! An F40 and a Countach were racing down the road doing about 160 MPH, with a little Yaris honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!"

Cheers! M2

Darb · 06-05-2009, 11:19 AM

Hah, good one.

eTiMaGo · 06-05-2009, 11:23 AM

:D:D:D:D

*tomato* · 06-05-2009, 11:52 AM

Good one!

hatchbackkid82 · 06-05-2009, 11:56 AM

i like that one

staticorex · 06-05-2009, 12:31 PM

Nice.

custom Lftback · 06-05-2009, 12:31 PM

LMAO! that was great!

toyo · 06-05-2009, 12:39 PM

hahahahaha get out of my way!

mrbond · 06-05-2009, 12:42 PM

hahahaha fantastic!

wooverstone8 · 06-05-2009, 03:16 PM

That made my day. Thank You.

*tk-421* · 06-05-2009, 04:13 PM

hahahahahaha

2bad4u · 06-05-2009, 05:19 PM

very nice

ka0sx · 06-05-2009, 05:40 PM

BEST STORY EVER!!!!!

Altitude · 06-05-2009, 06:20 PM

Bob Dog · 06-05-2009, 06:57 PM

yup

marcus · 06-05-2009, 07:10 PM

i got one...

a yaris , a lamborghini and a porsche went into a bar..

lambo says: i can beat you mr porsche on a straight line drive any day..

porsche said: oh yah i can beat you on a slalom anyday..

yaris said: ...just to shut you guys up. i can beat both of you any given days..

lambo and porsche laughed and said: hahaha how the hell you gonna do that.

yaris..said lets go..my rule . 0-700 km run non stop. and you 2 can drive as fast as you guys can. lolz..

Kaotic Lazagna · 06-05-2009, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

OK, here's the real joke...

My friend was driving down a deserted highway late one night when his Yaris ran out of gas (he wasn’t paying attention as it is such a rare event that a Yaris needs gas!).

So he pulls off the road and turns on his flashers to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually, a Lamborghini Countach pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" my friend asked. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

So they head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight, when up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

The officer there watches them fly past and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw! An F40 and a Countach were racing down the road doing about 160 MPH, with a little Yaris honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!"

Cheers! M2

enobmort42 · 06-05-2009, 10:08 PM

LOL

06-05-2009, 11:14 AM	#1
MadMax Drives: 2008 Yaris Liftback (Sprocket) Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: San Antonio, Texas! Posts: 2,799	A Yaris, a Lamborghini and a Ferrari Walk Into a Bar... OK, here's the real joke... My friend was driving down a deserted highway late one night when his Yaris ran out of gas (he wasn’t paying attention as it is such a rare event that a Yaris needs gas!). So he pulls off the road and turns on his flashers to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually, a Lamborghini Countach pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" my friend asked. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast." So they head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight, when up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap. The officer there watches them fly past and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw! An F40 and a Countach were racing down the road doing about 160 MPH, with a little Yaris honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!" Cheers! M2

06-05-2009, 11:19 AM	#2
Darb Bear Traffic Controller Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,833	Hah, good one. __________________ Darryl Kids Playing Chase On Freeways Get Smashed.

06-05-2009, 11:23 AM	#3
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06-05-2009, 11:52 AM	#4
tomato Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Yaris 2DR LB 07, MT, Abs. Red Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 5,155	Good one! __________________ Follow Bamboo the YarisWorld Traveler here

06-05-2009, 12:31 PM	#6
staticorex View User's Garage Drives: Sc'd Yaris Sedan. Join Date: May 2007 Location: civilwar town. Posts: 660	Nice. __________________ Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum.

06-05-2009, 11:56 AM	#5
hatchbackkid82 Drives: . Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: . Posts: 1,828	i like that one

06-05-2009, 12:31 PM	#7
custom Lftback View User's Garage Drives: 2008 Toyota Yaris Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,054	LMAO! that was great!

06-05-2009, 12:39 PM	#8
toyo Drives: toyota Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Japan I wish Posts: 236	hahahahaha get out of my way! __________________ 1st gen FTW

06-05-2009, 12:42 PM	#9
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06-05-2009, 03:16 PM	#10
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06-05-2009, 04:13 PM	#11
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06-05-2009, 05:19 PM	#12
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06-05-2009, 05:40 PM	#13
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06-05-2009, 06:20 PM	#14
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06-05-2009, 06:57 PM	#15
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06-05-2009, 07:10 PM	#16
marcus toyota View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris RS Blazed Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: toronto, canada Posts: 3,637	i got one... a yaris , a lamborghini and a porsche went into a bar.. lambo says: i can beat you mr porsche on a straight line drive any day.. porsche said: oh yah i can beat you on a slalom anyday.. yaris said: ...just to shut you guys up. i can beat both of you any given days.. lambo and porsche laughed and said: hahaha how the hell you gonna do that. yaris..said lets go..my rule . 0-700 km run non stop. and you 2 can drive as fast as you guys can. lolz..

06-05-2009, 10:08 PM	#18
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