Food, Sex, or Car? [Game - SFW]

[Darb]

This game is based off of an old SNL skit.
How to play:

Person A lists three People/Animals/things.
In order, the first item is to be used as food, the second to be used for sex and the third as some mode of transportation.

Person B chooses one of the three from the list above them.

Person B then makes a new list for the next poster/victim.

Example:

Person A

F: Kiwi
S: Michael Jackson
C: A yaris

Person B:

Yaris!

F: Mushroom
S: Melissa Joan Hart
C: A unicycle with no seat

Person C:

Mushroom!
(New list)

I'll start it off:

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F: 60 year old twinkie
S: Alan Greenspan
C: A Ford Pinto in a demolition derby.