I don't give squat to charities

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I ain't gonna lie to you, I've never given much to charities. For one thing, I'm convinced that if I ever wrote a check to a charity I'd end up on so many mailing lists that my mailbox would be full of pics of starving children from now on. This year is soooo bad for so many people though. I'm a little slow, but I've got a plan. What if I gave cash???

This year, my income is down probably 30% but at least I've got an income. So you know those guys standing outside the grocery store ringing that stupid bell? This year I'm paying them a visit every time. Whatever I can afford - bam, that's what they get.

Anyone have a better idea how to help out? No starving children in my mailbox though, I couldn't deal with that.