What a day. My Birthday...

[*MAD DOG*]

Well so far anyway.

I got a free movie ticket for my birthday from the cinema, so I thought I’d go an see Inception. Turns out Tuesday is tight arse Tuesday so a couple of seniors were in the cinema. Whilst watching the movie, which you have to really concentrate on (anyone who's seen Inception will agree), two seniors, a husband and wife decided to chat through the movie.

There was only about 10 people in the cinema, after about an hour I’d had enough of there constant chatting. I approached them and said "Do you normally go to the movies to chat? SHUT UP" then I walked back to my seat and the elderly woman said "How rude, how dare you tell me to shut up".

It's a movie cinema for crying out loud. So I stormed back over and said "How dare you call me rude when you're talking through the movie, SHUT UP". I walked back to my seat and they were still yammering away.

I yelled at the top of my voice "I TOLD YOU TWO TO SHUT UP" and the whole cinema turned on them and said "YEAH SHUT UP".

They shut up and I was happy, as was the rest of the cinema. Normally I’d go and get a staff member to deal with people like this, but felt the movie was so deeply involved that the 5 minutes it would take for me to get someone I’d miss something important and being seniors they weren’t going to pick a fight with me.

Anyway they kept there mouths shut for the rest of the movie, the movie ended and I left as soon as the credits rolled up to avoid any awkwardness.

I then went to the post office to post something for my wife and claim a $50 money order my in laws had sent me for my birthday. Then I decided to cash in a winning lottery ticket from a syndicate I had from work.

Whilst there I put on two tickets of my own for two different draws with decent jackpots $30 and $15 Million. So I was hungry and thought I’d go to the bakery, on the way I slipped down a flight of stairs, it had been raining and the stairs and handrail were wet. I rolled a few times, but managed to hold onto the handrail from the top all the way to the bottom by sliding my grip.

I thought to myself, should I buy another lotto ticket or did I just use up my luck by not cracking my head open or breaking any bones and such. So I called it a day and went home without food.

I pull into my street and there is a guy struggling to push his car off the road into his driveway, so I jumped out and helped him.

Then I went inside my place and got changed as I was wet from the fall and wanted to check out any damage I’d inflicted on myself.

Not a scratch, my knees, back and forearms are sore. Knees and back from the tumbling and forearms from holding onto the handrail. Then I took the dogs to get their nails clipped, it had been 3 weeks and they had nails like a velociraptor!

Then I came home. Hope dinner tonight at the restaurant is going to go well. If you've made it this far well done.