Get your post counts here! *read 1st post for rules*

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/Kijinnmaru-inconceivable.jpg

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[KCALB SIRAY]

"You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes!"

[33OH]

naked guy from post 2299 go off my screen

[*MAD DOG*]

Off to dealer to get my Yaris serviced.

[kou]

volkswagens suck monkey balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[*MAD DOG*]

^
did i miss a youtube video?

[33OH]

or a youporn beastiality video involving cars?

[*MAD DOG*]

ouch

[jclo3313]

Widgetawhatchamacllitathingymcbobberdoohickything

[KCALB SIRAY]

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: [singing] My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile/ Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a while?/ We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two/ Oh, Dear little Buttercup, I love you!
Lucky Day: [motioning for people to join in singing] C'mon, everybody!
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: My little Buttercup has the sweetest...
[points to man]
Patron: Es-smile!
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a...
[points to another man]
Patron #2: While! While!
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two, ohh...
[Lucky and Ned point to group at table]
Crowd at Bar: Dear!
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Little Buttercup!
[Lucky and Ned point to another group]
Crowd at Bar: Sweet!
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Little Buttercup!
[Lucky points to bartender]
Bartender: My little Buttercup!
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: I love you!

[jclo3313]

Plop plop fizz fizz

[KCALB SIRAY]

Moon shining down through the palms
Shadows moving on the sand
Somebody whispering the 23rd Psalm
Dusty rifle in his trembling hands
Somebody trying just to stay alive
He got promises to keep
Over the ocean in America
Far away, the master sleeps

Silent stars blinking in the blackness of an endless sky
Gold, silver satellites, ghostly caravans passing by
Galaxies unfolding and new worlds being born
Pilgrims and prodigals creeping toward the dawn
And it's a long road out of Eden

Music blasting from an SUV
On a bright and sunny day
Rolling down the interstate
In the good old USA
Having lunch at the petroleum club
Smoking fine cigars and swapping lies
They say, "Give me 'nother slice of that barbecued brisket
Give me 'nother piece of that pecan pie"

Freeways flickering; cell phones chiming a tune
We're riding to Utopia; road map says we'll be arriving soon
Captains of the old order clinging to the reins
Assuring us these aches inside are only growing pains
But it's a long road out of Eden

Back home, I was so certain; the path was very clear
But now I have to wonder - what are we doing here?
And I'm not counting on tomorrow and I can't tell wrong from right
But I'd give anything to be there in your arms tonight

Weaving down the American highway
Through the litter and the wreckage, and the cultural junk
Bloated with entitlement, bloated on propaganda
Now we're driving dazed and drunk

Went down the road to Damascus, the road to Mandalay
Met the ghost of Caesar on the Appian Way
He said, "It's hard to stop this binging once you get a taste
But the road to empire is a bloody, stupid waste"

Behold the bitten apple, the power of the tools
But all the knowledge in the world is of no use to fools
And it's a long road out of Eden

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://www.consumatron.com/uploaded_images/yakisoba-743552.jpg

[blktiger60]

Out on the street Im stalking the night
I can hear my heavy breathing
Paid for the kill but it doesnt seem right
Something there I cant believe in

Voices are calling from inside my head
I can hear them I can hear them
Vanishing memories of things that were said
They cant try to hurt me now

But a shot in the dark one step away from you
A shot in the dark always creeping up on you

Taught by the powers that preach over me
I can hear their empty reason
I wouldnt listen I learnt how to fight
I opened up my mind to treason

But just like the wounded and when its too late
Theyll remember theyll surrender
Never a care for the people who hate
Underestimate me now

But a shot in the dark one step away from you
A shot in the dark not a thing that you can do
A shot in the dark always creeping up on you

But just like the wounded and when its too late
Theyll remember theyll surrender
Never a care for the people who hate
Underestimate me now

But a shot in the dark one step away from you
A shot in the dark not a thing that you can do
A shot in the dark always creeping up on you

[Snyprwlf47]

Pineapple

[33OH]

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the f--- did you get that banana?

[*MAD DOG*]

Anaheim

[jclo3313]

16880
NYC eatery grants freedom to lobster centenarian


NEW YORK – A 140-year-old lobster once destined for a dinner plate received the gift of life Friday from a Park Avenue seafood restaurant.

George, the 20-pound supercentenarian crustacean, was freed by City Crab and Seafood in New York City.

"We applaud the folks at City Crab and Seafood for their compassionate decision to allow this noble old-timer to live out his days in freedom and peace," said Ingrid E. Newkirk, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

PETA spokesman Michael McGraw said the group asked City Crab to return George to the Atlantic Ocean after a diner saw him at the restaurant, where steamed Maine lobster sells for $27 per pound. George had been caught off Newfoundland, Canada and lived in the tank for about 10 days before his release.

Some scientists estimate lobsters can live to be more than 100 years old. PETA and the restaurant guessed George's age at about 140, using a rule of thumb based on the creature's weight.

He was to be released Saturday near Kennebunkport, Maine, in an area where lobster trapping is forbidden.

[Kal-El]

:smoking:

[Pepe]

:drinking::smoking::drinking::smoking::drinking:

[jclo3313]

POOP!

[jclo3313]

森田真法

[33OH]

:flame::moon::slice::middlefinger::tweetz:

[dvlnblkdrs]

just finished watching on of my favorite movies.. took down some amazing quotes from the movie.. check them out!!


"God I love sand dabs, they're so good, all succulent, pan fried with a little butter"

"Colder than a well digger's asshole"

"They are all assholes, its just a matter of which one you wanna end up with"

"I'm so full, if i farted right now, a minnow would prolly pop out my ass.. dont try to gross me out jimmy!.. i'd prolly eat it too.. Jimmy stop it or ill throw up.. i'd prolly eat that too.. shut up will ya?.. seriously carl, id eat anything, im like a nannygoat!"

"We're so athletic, we cant even scratch our own asses!"

"Dont make me smack fire out ya ass"

"You guys are gullible...like a gull whos a bull"

"If shes not clean, its gonna sting"

"I know how it may feel like your not going anywhere, but if you stay on the path, it doesnt matter how many times you have to start from the beginning. Just follow the path, you will find you way"

"You stuck me in the middle of a stock footage clusterfuck!"

"You ever see a turtle when he gets so old, he has to use a walker? not pretty my friend"

"Morgan Freeman has more talent in a freckle on his ass than you do"

"I am the first penguin in history to touch his toes.. with his dick!"

"I've got more lines on my uterus than you've got on your resume"

"Poor girl is gonna be walking to the left the rest of her life"

"Oh yea, you're perfect for me. I've been looking for an insecure, asexual guy who's low self esteem far outweighs the complete lack of sexual attraction I have for him"

"I may not get laid myself, but I'm the best wingman alive"

"I'm a penguin, I can always go for a walk"

"I was walking around & I realize i got a full wood goin on, which was embarrasing enough, cuz i kinda bump into this guy, then i stumble upon what had to be a hot girl cuz she smelled good, and it was so warm, but it was like in a millisecond i was accidentally just in her"

"I cant have Jimmy's baby cuz we didnt do it in the regular way, ok!"

"He never loved her, he just kinda plugged her, in a way I never did"

"It takes a big man to forgive his friend after he busts his woman's booty hole open!"



The name of the movie is "Farce of the Penguins" Written by Bob Saget & Narrated by Samuel L Jackson :biggrin:

found link to movie.. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3468353485153746440&ei=LvhuSZagGJ-G_AHz-5CwBQ&q=farce+of+the+penguins&hl=en

[jclo3313]

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[KCALB SIRAY]

http://www.yarisworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12848

[jclo3313]

Lambda, Lambda, Lambda

[KCALB SIRAY]

Frederick Alowishish Polowatsy (spelling?) AKA -- Ogar

[*MAD DOG*]

jdshijgfhiuvfhs;kv

[KCALB SIRAY]

Hope that Mad Dog is having a good time in CA

[AlexNet0]

OMG http://boners.com/content/807510.1.jpg

[*MAD DOG*]

Meep Meep

[jclo3313]

Plop plop

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/Red29/funny2/funny.gif

[jclo3313]

Patang!

[jclo3313]

Wich ape looks most like who on YW?
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[jclo3313]

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[CtrlAltDefeat]

OMG http://boners.com/content/807510.1.jpg

w... t... f... ?

[CtrlAltDefeat]

butt flu sucks

um eww...

[CtrlAltDefeat]

lol

[*MAD DOG*]

Meep Meep

[jclo3313]

SPLAT!:barf:

[*MAD DOG*]

OH SNAP

[dvlnblkdrs]

***grope!!!***

[Qmobile]

OH SNAP!!

[Qmobile]

Man I'm WAAY behind on my post

[jclo3313]

18068

[Astroman]

Ugh, need to leave for work.

[KCALB SIRAY]

surligneur

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[CtrlAltDefeat]

:wink: :redface: :confused: :laugh: :frown: :biggrin: :mad: :rolleyes: :smile: :tongue:
:iono: :cry: :cool: :eek: :drool: :brokenheart: :wub: :clap: :thumbup: :thumbsup: :w00t:
:thumbdown: :bellyroll: :laughabove: :headbang: :bow: :eyebulge: :barf: :help: :evil:
:drinking: :smoking: :bs: :respekt: :coolpics: :burnrubber: :bonk: :thanks: :offtopic:
:tweetz: :hitcomputer: :needpics: :flame: :stupid: :slice: :middlefinger: :moon:

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://www.freewinks.net/media.gif

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://moreicons.info/msnemoticon/fotoemotico/4.gif

[Bob_VT]

Mean Bonzo Mean!

[KCALB SIRAY]

5 points if you can tell me who this is

http://forademoda.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/133231__lancelot_link_l.jpg

[dvlnblkdrs]

saw this on my way home and HAD to take a pic of it..

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/dvlnblkdrs/badcar.jpg


brand new beemer x5, r/f door glass smashed out, covered with plastic and what looks like an entire roll of DUCT TAPE, YES ONTO THE PAINT! but the tape was poorly placed, bag was ballooned everytime started driving. there was also decent chunk of paint missing from rear bumper near license plate(cant really see that on here) also both exhausts were badly scratched and pushed down(can kinda see that)


:bellyroll:

[Black Yaris]

whores

[dvlnblkdrs]

yes i am :biggrin:

[Black Yaris]

whores.... plural?

[dvlnblkdrs]

all of my personalities? :iono: :bellyroll:

[Black Yaris]

Mae and Jill

[dvlnblkdrs]

lol yup :tongue:

[*MAD DOG*]

nah nah nah meep meep

[jclo3313]

Asdfghjkl:"
"p"p"pQTUIOJIOJKLJKO YU9-NY7=NMJ7=R JO[ML'
K]PJU=0
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[*MAD DOG*]

1+1=2

Tune in next week for more advanced maths.

[jclo3313]

Libations

[*MAD DOG*]

44 degrees celcius here today! 111 Farenheit!

[Kal-El]

44 degrees celcius here today! 111 Farenheit!

Are you serious?

0 degrees Fahrenheit over here with wind chill factored.

[cali yaris]

ok

[CtrlAltDefeat]

GRRRRRRRRR MUST MOD YARIS!!!! *smashes through garage door head first*

[808_Yaris]

i want my xbox fixed!!

[dvlnblkdrs]

* burp jdm ramen.. yummmmmmmmmmm

[SilverBack]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m251/krayzeejojo/____top_10_things.jpg

[*MAD DOG*]

^
ROFL

[CtrlAltDefeat]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m251/krayzeejojo/____top_10_things.jpg

404 not found...:iono:

[CtrlAltDefeat]

err ok it's there now :iono:

[SilverBack]

When I came back here after Mad Dog's reply, it was gone. I still had the URL so I went back to the site and it said 404 something. Luckily I still had a copy saved to my HD, so I uploaded to Photobucket and brought the link back this way. No worries my friend, now it'll be here forever:thumbsup:

[jclo3313]

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[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[*MAD DOG*]

please check out this thread http://www.yarisworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13687

[jinxor]

wohooo!!!

[zudaga1]

jaja Saludos......... muy bien

[jclo3313]

why?

[KCALB SIRAY]

my bologna has a first name, it's nom nom nom nom nom

[vios7]

my mother tongue languages -

"hidup yaris world!!..hahaha!! :biggrin:..world sangat ke?.rasanya lah. apepun, pasti orang putih ni x faham ape aku tulis..:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:.

mana orang mas semua? janganlah menyorok..jom meriahkan forum."

u got wut i wrote..lol

[jclo3313]

F the man!

[jclo3313]

Ummm nuts

[*MAD DOG*]

bushfires

[jclo3313]

Sad

[*MAD DOG*]

Unhappy

[Qmobile]

depreesed

[*MAD DOG*]

whoop whoop

[808_Yaris]

needs the xbox fixed...*sigh

[jclo3313]

Tired as hell

[33OH]

Me too. Just want to crawl under a rock for a while.

[Qmobile]

think out side the box, What is this box?

[jclo3313]

The big orange box!
18749

[Qmobile]

oh that box ok

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[Qmobile]

*paints a tunnel on the wall*

[*MAD DOG*]

^
With ACME paint!

[Qmobile]

yeah is there any other brand?

[*MAD DOG*]

Not any worth using.

[Qmobile]

yeah geuss so

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[Qmobile]

beep beep

[*MAD DOG*]

HONK HONK

[Qmobile]

vroom vroom!!!! screeeeeeech!! SLAM!!!!!

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://media.virginmega.fr/Covers/Zoom/IOD/179447.jpg

[jclo3313]

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18842

[33OH]

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So ready for the weekend.

[Qmobile]

bogity bogity bogity LET'S GO RACIN' BOYS!!!

[KCALB SIRAY]

my butt itches

[jclo3313]

PHUC!

[33OH]

PHIT

[Qmobile]

FART!!!!!

[jclo3313]

OOF!

[33OH]

SCORE

[SAKU]

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[33OH]

:evil::evil::evil::evil:

[SAKU]

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

[SAKU]

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it." - Pablo Picasso

[SAKU]

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson

[SAKU]

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali

[SAKU]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

[jclo3313]

GOAL!

[SAKU]

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." - Sharon Stone

[SAKU]

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney

[33OH]

i

[33OH]

cant

[33OH]

wait

[33OH]

to

[33OH]

go

[33OH]

home

[jclo3313]

Bye Bye

[33OH]

Adios

[*MAD DOG*]

Amigos

[Dbeau]

?

[Dbeau]

o i get it

[KCALB SIRAY]

my leg itches

[*MAD DOG*]

i feel sick :( ate chinese food 3 hours ago. It's Valentines day here. Not good.

[jclo3313]

19300

[KCALB SIRAY]

$453.50

[IllusionX]

.

[jclo3313]

19301

[*MAD DOG*]

Random

[jclo3313]

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[Kal-El]

:cool:

[Sami]

psh

[jclo3313]

plop plop

[jclo3313]

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[jclo3313]

19457

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[jclo3313]

I must pass Thomas.

[jclo3313]

I must pass Thomas

[jclo3313]

I must pass Thomas .

[jclo3313]

I must pass Thomas...

[jclo3313]

I must pass Thomas......

[KCALB SIRAY]

4 pages of this would be great

[jclo3313]

I must pass Thomas.:biggrin:

[jclo3313]

I must pass Thomas.:wink:

[jclo3313]

:biggrin:I must pass Thomas.:biggrin:

[jclo3313]

I must stop doing this

[Bob_VT]

It's OCD !!!!

[Bob_VT]

It's OCD !!!! :tongue:

[Bob_VT]

or could it be ADHD combined with OCD??

[KCALB SIRAY]

bi-polar

[Bob_VT]

Wow a Bi-Polar bear? Who would have thought..........

[jclo3313]

LOL

[Kal-El]

+1

[Kal-El]

+2

[Kal-El]

+3

[jclo3313]

One more hour.....

[*MAD DOG*]

Not for me, day off!

[jclo3313]

gazonga

[id3379]

I was supposed to go to the zoo today, but my date bailed >:[

[enobmort42]

.

[id3379]

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

[id3379]

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

[id3379]

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

[id3379]

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

[id3379]

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

[id3379]

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

[id3379]

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

[id3379]

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

[id3379]

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

[id3379]

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

[id3379]

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

[id3379]

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

[id3379]

Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

[id3379]

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

[id3379]

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

[id3379]

Wolves are capable of covering over 100 miles in a single day.

[id3379]

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

[enobmort42]

you can learn so much about people on this thread :thumbsup:

[id3379]

Every year, 100 men are diagnosed with breast cancer

[id3379]

A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.

[id3379]

Howler monkeys are the noisiest land animals. Their calls can be heard over 2 miles away.

[id3379]

More than 400,000 Americans die from diseases related to cigarette smoking each year. More than 150,000 Americans die of alcohol abuse each year.

[*MAD DOG*]

More than one person has voted no on my definition of captavise on www.urbandictionary.com maybe he has friends.

[id3379]

Sharks apparently are the only animals that never get sick. As far as is known, they are immune to every known disease including cancer.

[id3379]

More than one person has voted no on my definition of captavise on www.urbandictionary.com maybe he has friends.

i bet it was him.

[id3379]

Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.

[id3379]

There is an ant in Brazil that has a gland which causes the ant to explode like a bomb, spraying a sticky toxic goo on everybody nearby. Now that's some hard core biology!

[id3379]

In the ant kingdom some ants are soldiers, or army ants. These soldier ants are so genetically designed to fight, pinch, clamp and sting that their giant pinchers prevent them from feeding themselves. They must rely on other ants to feed them.

[id3379]

Wolves can go days on end without food. They can also eat 20 pounds of meat in a single sitting.

[id3379]

70 percent of virus writers work under contract for organized crime syndicates.

[dvlnblkdrs]

this has just become one of the most useless threads filled with useless information... thanks jameson aka discovery channel

[Qmobile]

and the problem lies where?

[dvlnblkdrs]

no problem.. no problem at all :biggrin:

[KCALB SIRAY]

my nalga itches

[dvlnblkdrs]

ewww keep ur nalgas to urself.... they smell!

[KCALB SIRAY]

at least I didn't say my mule was itching, lol

[dvlnblkdrs]

lol ewwwwww

[id3379]

this has just become one of the most useless threads filled with useless information... thanks jameson aka discovery channel

Thanks for your pointless addition,

knowledge is power.

[id3379]

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

[id3379]

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

[dvlnblkdrs]

only if its useful... besides.. i donate lots of useful knowlegable posts round here....what purpose do u serve besides negative nancy???

[id3379]

Dragonflies have as many as 30,000 lenses in each eye.

[id3379]

In the 1940s minimum wage was $.43 per hour

[id3379]

45% of every dollar bill you have ever owned has been in a stripper's G-string

[id3379]

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

[id3379]

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

[id3379]

When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn't understand German.

[id3379]

The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[id3379]

Swans are the only birds with penises.

[id3379]

More than 10,000 homes and counting in the United States are powered entirely by solar energy.

[id3379]

According to the American Solar Energy Society, enough sunlight falls on the earth's surface each minute to meet world energy demand for an entire year.

[id3379]

When possums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.

[id3379]

The first test-tube baby was born in Britain in 1978

[id3379]

If you've had an organ transplant, it is best to avoid eating grapefruit or drinking grapefruit juice (it interferes with the anti-rejection drugs in your blood).

[id3379]

Dragonflies are one of the fastest insects, flying 50 to 60 mph.

[id3379]

A bee must tap 4 million flowers to make 2lbs. of honey. There are 3 million honey producing colonies in the United States.

[id3379]

A rat can last longer without water than a camel can.

[id3379]

Siamese fighting fish, also known as Betta Splendens, have a special respiratory organ that allows them to breath air directly from the surface.

[id3379]

Hitler was regularly given injections of amphetamine by his doctor. Turns out, to nobody's surprise, that Hitler was mentally unstable. He had syphilis, which in advanced stages causes insane rage.

[id3379]

Rice is the second most consumed grain in the world. Rice provides more than one fifth of the calories consumed worldwide by humans. In early 2008, some governments and retailers began rationing supplies of the grain due to fears of a global rice shortage.

[id3379]

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.

[id3379]

Water pressure increases 15lbs. per 33 sq. ft. The greatest amount of water pressure ever recorded in the ocean is 15,000 lbs.

[id3379]

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. It was developed by Western Union to Test telex/twx communications

[id3379]

look i got new shoes!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/21/l_ae73037cfffe4f2daeff3186979b8a84.jpg

[dvlnblkdrs]

booooo and grow ur hair back, u look like dumbo