Get your post counts here! *read 1st post for rules*

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[dvlnblkdrs]

naked!!!!

[*MAD DOG*]

Naked in two threads, Jill your doing well today.

[dvlnblkdrs]

indeed

[33OH]

tired.

of work. and just plain tired.

[*MAD DOG*]

sleep at work

[33OH]

I just fell asleep a few minutes ago.. ugh. Still 3 hours to go too. =/

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[33OH]

Gonna grab an afternoon coffee. Hopefully that'll kick my ass into gear.

[KCALB SIRAY]

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "

[33OH]

hahahahah nice. i love that movie.

[KCALB SIRAY]

"The ratio of people to cake is too big."

[Bob_VT]

Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta!

[KCALB SIRAY]

lol Bob. The best scene in the movie

[Bob_VT]

You know, corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice $305,326.13

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[drummerboy2004]

... Lost a job lately... if not, someone you know will

[drummerboy2004]

Lost your virginity lately?... Well, someone you like will, but not to you...

[drummerboy2004]

Lost your marbles?... Who in the hell plays with marbles anymore?

[drummerboy2004]

Lost a best friend recently?... Thank terrorism... easy scapegoat...

[drummerboy2004]

Lost a fight recently?... get in the gym you dope!

[drummerboy2004]

Lost a wallet recently?... I will not be returning it!

[drummerboy2004]

Lost a gun fight?... well, scratch that... you wouldn't be able to answer in most cases

[drummerboy2004]

Lost a set of asian hookers?... thank Peter Griffin and his rebel-flagged truck...

[drummerboy2004]

Lost your home?... who hasn't...

[drummerboy2004]

150 posts... I am done... for now

[cali yaris]

my post count +1

[cali yaris]

my post count +2

[cali yaris]

1459

[cali yaris]

I HAD OVER 6000!!! :cry:

[*MAD DOG*]

It's ok Garm, we still like you.

[Noisetube]

Here's my two, mama with her puppies that were born on new year's eve...

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb3/astroman87/Puppies/DSC00345.jpg


http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/391/chihuahuazz8.jpg
:drool: "A great delicacy" :drool:

[Noisetube]

jk, :redface:
I just happened to randomly click on the page with the doggies and happened to remember that pic I took at the Museum of Natural History in NY.

aaand... 9 posts... I think that's what I had before the hack...

Beam me up Scotty!

[Astroman]

Whew, another day gone.

[Astroman]

I hate that advertisers think Nov. 1st they can bombard me with their crappy xmas ads until late January :mad:

[TKO]

Hello

[dvlnblkdrs]

im being talked to by a sedan owner.. lol how dare he!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

The giant bear and the three others were happily drinking some fine wines when all of a sudden, a farmer with a pitchfork comes out of nowhere and stabs the man in the iron mask, behold.. "ANTONIO BANDERAS" the mask of Zorro and the man was staring each other in the eyes. What big teeth you have, the wine wore off and they started drinking hard liquor.

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Chicken nuggets are pink with beautiful pieces of marinated teriyaki sauce chips directly imported from Japan.

[*MAD DOG*]

The sky is blue, grass is green and women have secrets.

[33OH]

schifty five.

[jclo3313]

Bears

[33OH]

Da Bears

[jclo3313]

Chickens

[jclo3313]

12500

12501

12502

12503

12504

12505

12506

[Astroman]

Ugh, work again. At least I can finish off my stripes :biggrin:

[jclo3313]

125181251912520
12521
12522

[KCALB SIRAY]

I might stay up for a whole 30 seconds but thought it was funny

http://images.naffiss.com/xray.jpg

[jclo3313]

Techs with to much time.:laughabove:

[*MAD DOG*]

time to have breakfast

[ROCKLAND TOYOTA]

you ever eat kangaroo before???

[slvryaris]

I just noticed myself the count was lower.

[taKuto]

"Why do they call it xbox360? Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away"

"uhh did you learn math?"

[33OH]

haha i love your signature takuto..

[jclo3313]

par·tu·ri·unt mon·tes, nas·ce·tur ri·di·cu·lus mus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ridiculus
the mountains are in labor, and a ridiculous mouse will be brought forth

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[33OH]

koo koo kachoo

[*MAD DOG*]

bless you

[dvlnblkdrs]

someone come help me with my laundry.. its 2 giant basket fulls.. 2 months worth of laundry all built up

[*MAD DOG*]

someone come help me with my laundry.. its 2 giant basket fulls.. 2 months worth of laundry all built up

Jill you live at home, get your mum to do it :wink:

[dvlnblkdrs]

she shrinks my clothes!

[darthbauer]

she shrinks my clothes!


So what's wrong with that?? :wink:

[dvlnblkdrs]

i have to look decent enough to be at work.. if i get fired, no more and yaris go bye bye...

[darthbauer]

i have to look decent enough to be at work.. if i get fired, no more and yaris go bye bye...

Well we cant have that, but if it does happen I want your exhaust.

[dvlnblkdrs]

u already have my effing grille!!!

[darthbauer]

And you wont need a new one any more if you lose the Yar.

[dvlnblkdrs]

why u think im just doing my own laundry.. so i can keep it.. specially if they decide to cut out hours like the rumor suggests.....gah! I CANT PAY MY BILLS ON 25 HOURS/WEEK!!!!

[darthbauer]

Are you guys losing accounts or something?

[dvlnblkdrs]

last month we lost approx 5k accounts.. insurance services dept went down to their listed hours.. i am a 25 hr listed employee working 40 hrs.. i overheard a supervisor saying that we were doing the same.. im scared.. but trying to remain hopeful

[darthbauer]

Remain hopeful but plan for the worst. Start looking for another job before your hours get cut if they do.

[dvlnblkdrs]

i applied to be a claims rep.. thats all i can do for now

[darthbauer]

i applied to be a claims rep.. thats all i can do for now

I know AAA seems like a good place to work but if one part is cutting hours they are all going to follow at some point. I know that place is huge but look somewhere other than there too. I'm just trying to help,not trying to sound like a broken record.

[dvlnblkdrs]

nah i know.. but as a rep i am pretty much guaranteed at least 17/hr and 40 hrs a week

[jclo3313]

12632

[Benggolf2]

Am sitting by the computer deciding where to have breakfast. :tongue:
Hmm, will it be Denny's, Fenders, IHOP, #9, Happy Date.......... running out of options. :frown:

Or maybe dim sum at Sun Sui Wah! Hey, Mojoyaris where do you suggest? :redface:

[KCALB SIRAY]

Am sitting by the computer deciding where to have breakfast. :tongue:
Hmm, will it be Denny's, Fenders, IHOP, #9, Happy Date.......... running out of options. :frown:

Or maybe dim sum at Sun Sui Wah! Hey, Mojoyaris where do you suggest? :redface:

I say go for the Happy Ending:thumbsup:

[jclo3313]

yarislammeregularishamsteringlobberismatic

[KCALB SIRAY]

yarislammeregularishamsteringlobberismatic

I, I, I, ain't got nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for me ,nobody, nobody
I'm so sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me
Cuz I ain't so bad
Really want that soul, little loving soul all the time
Even on the beat, cherry, cherry on the beat
Need a long tall darling, mama
Feeling sick
Got nobody, no, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, no one, no one

Loopey loop, darling, darling
Getting serious, got to see the walls
Over there. nobody, got no one, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for me

[jclo3313]

boop boop dee boo

[33OH]

i used to have a car we called betty (for betty boop)

an '88 dodge colt. oh yeah.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/46542767_da9c560ef6.jpg?v=0

[*MAD DOG*]

^
Is that half red cause it only goes half fast?

[33OH]

Then it should be no red at all. That thing was sooooo slow haha. 4 spd manual FTW.

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

dfsgdskfk boing

[*MAD DOG*]

boing eh! meep meep walka walka

[KCALB SIRAY]

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat

[KCALB SIRAY]

my physics teacher is a moron!!!

http://www.yarisworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10664 :thumbsup:

[id3379]

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

[id3379]

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

[id3379]

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

[id3379]

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

[id3379]

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

[id3379]

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

[id3379]

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

[id3379]

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

[id3379]

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

[id3379]

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

[jclo3313]

I just hacked up blood. Is that bad?

[jclo3313]

I have a sore throat. I'm a touch achey and have no energy at all.

[33OH]

red bull?

[jclo3313]

Rockstar is all I have guys.

[jclo3313]

Already have a bloody throat. Thanks Pavel

[33OH]

put some hummus on it.

[jclo3313]

On what?

[jclo3313]

12711

[33OH]

talk about bling bling.

[jclo3313]

Bling is lame. This is so far beyond that.

[33OH]

i cant even imagine seeing a chrome car out in the sun. that'd have to blind you.

[jclo3313]

i cant even imagine seeing a chrome car out in the sun. that'd have to blind you.

But so cool.

[Black Yaris]

I would drive a chrome car with obnoxious HID's..... just because it is obnoxious!

[jclo3313]

I would drive a chrome car with obnoxious HID's..... just because it is obnoxious!

Sweet. Don't forget under lighting and over bright LED tail lamps.

[33OH]

Spotlights for foglights

[Black Yaris]

I think my HID headlights and fogs are much brighter than spotlights

[Black Yaris]

obnoxious...... that is how I roll

[33OH]

I think you should paint your whole toaster hot pink.

[Black Yaris]

something like this?

[KCALB SIRAY]

with polka dots, FTW

[Black Yaris]

with polka dots, FTW

Ummmmm............... NO

[Black Yaris]

here SDMF's car is nearly as obnoxious as mine :)
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j111/jthomas43613/car%20shit/SDMF.jpg

[33OH]

How about mine when I was rockin the bright yellow wheels? :)

[id3379]

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

[id3379]

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

[id3379]

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

[id3379]

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

[id3379]

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

[33OH]

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

That's it? I have around 10 just myself.. :frown:

[id3379]

The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

[id3379]

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

[id3379]

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

[id3379]

On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

[id3379]

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

[id3379]

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

[KCALB SIRAY]

my blow hole is now full

[id3379]

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

[id3379]

A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

[id3379]

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Anti-American demonstrators protesting in Bangladesh after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks carried posters of Osama bin Laden sitting alongside Bert, a beloved Sesame Street Muppet character.

[KCALB SIRAY]

An average adult produces about half a litre of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Approximately 1-2 calories are burned a minute while watching T.V.

[KCALB SIRAY]

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

[KCALB SIRAY]

People still cut the cheese shortly after death.

[KCALB SIRAY]

The human liver performs over 500 functions.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Only one out of every three people wash their hands when leaving a public bathroom.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Even if you eat food standing on your head, the food will still end up in your stomach.

[KCALB SIRAY]

In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes.

[KCALB SIRAY]

An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

[KCALB SIRAY]

The WD in WD-40 stands for Water Displacer.

[*MAD DOG*]

Keyboards have more bacteria than a toilet.

[KCALB SIRAY]

A Connecticut Toy maker, Herobuilders, sells action figures of President George W. Bush, Islamic militant Osama bin Laden, New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and British Prime Minister Tony Blair, which are all major figures tied to the September 11, 2001 WTC attacks.

[KCALB SIRAY]

A person uses, approximately, fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

[KCALB SIRAY]

The best time for a person to buy shoes is in the afternoon. This is because the foot tends to swell a bit around this time.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Crayola Crayons currently has over 120 different crayon colors

[KCALB SIRAY]

The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500's. Casanova, the womanizer, used linen condoms.

[KCALB SIRAY]

And for all the guys out there:

During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

[KCALB SIRAY]

According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society.

[KCALB SIRAY]

In 1952, Private George Jorgenson was the first person to receive a sex change. The US army soldier thought he was a woman that was trapped in a man's body. Christian Hamburger, a Danish doctor performed the sex change, and George Jorgenson changed his name to Christine Jorgenson.

[KCALB SIRAY]

In the dry valleys region of Antarctica, it has not rained in 2 million years according to scientists

[jclo3313]

I don't eat vegatables.

[*MAD DOG*]

There are some vegtables on this forum :)

[KCALB SIRAY]

Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents.

[KCALB SIRAY]

An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged. They all taste sweet.

[jclo3313]

There are some vegtables on this forum :)

So very well put sir.

[jclo3313]

If you lick your shoes, you won't like it.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Pancakes are served for breakfast, lunch and dinner in Australia

[jclo3313]

Mike is going crazy right now.

[KCALB SIRAY]

I call BS on this one:

In 1994, 7-Eleven coined the term "brain freeze." The word was developed to explain the feeling people get when drinking a Slurpee.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Annually, an Australian eats 15 kg of bananas, which comes out to 27 meters of bananas

[KCALB SIRAY]

96% of people put the peanut butter on first when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

[KCALB SIRAY]

45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.

[jclo3313]

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Busted by Mythbusters. Yes you can.

[KCALB SIRAY]

70% of the poor people in the world are female

[jclo3313]

95% of democrates don't know that the sun is a star.

Is that true?

[KCALB SIRAY]

The world record for rocking non-stop in a rocking chair is 480 hours held by Dennis Easterling, of Atlanta, Georgia.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Is that true?

:laughabove:

[jclo3313]

70% of the poor people in the world are female

How about post op trannies?

[jclo3313]

The world record for rocking non-stop in a rocking chair is 480 hours held by Dennis Easterling, of Atlanta, Georgia.

Where does she live?

[jclo3313]

96% of people put the peanut butter on first when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Not me dude.

[jclo3313]

I call BS on this one:

In 1994, 7-Eleven coined the term "brain freeze." The word was developed to explain the feeling people get when drinking a Slurpee.

That is indeed :bs:.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of women have cheated on their spouse.

[jclo3313]

Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of women have cheated on their spouse.

How many times on average?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Australian Graham Barker extracted his own belly button fluff every day for 18 years acquiring a record-breaking amount of fluff. He hopes to accumulate enough fluff to stuff a pillow.

[KCALB SIRAY]

In a year, the average person walks four miles to make his or her bed.

[KCALB SIRAY]

According to research, Los Angeles highways are so congested that the average commuter sits in traffic for 82 hours a year.

[jclo3313]

Are you going to move to Australia?

[KCALB SIRAY]

American spends approximately $1,105 million on Valentine's Day candy each year

[KCALB SIRAY]

In America, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce.

[jclo3313]

In a year, the average person walks four miles to make his or her bed.

Never do.

[KCALB SIRAY]

In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum.

[jclo3313]

American spends approximately $1,105 million on Valentine's Day candy each year

F candy I want the booty.

[KCALB SIRAY]

The first person to die in the electric chair was William Kemmler, an ax murderer from New York on August 6, 1890.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Israel, religious law forbids picking your nose on Sabbath

[KCALB SIRAY]

In the 1985 Boise, Idaho mayoral election, there were four write-in votes for Mr. Potato Head.

[jclo3313]

The first person to die in the electric chair was William Kemmler, an ax murderer from New York on August 6, 1890.

After testing it on an elephant.

[KCALB SIRAY]

A man filed a lawsuit against his doctor because he survived longer than what the doctor had predicted

[jclo3313]

Israel, religious law forbids picking your nose on Sabbath

Or even answering the phone.

[jclo3313]

A man filed a lawsuit against his doctor because he survived longer than what the doctor had predicted

Welcome to the USA.

[KCALB SIRAY]

And they blame us, haaaaa:

Since the United Nations was founded in 1945, there have been 140 wars.

[jclo3313]

In the 1985 Boise, Idaho mayoral election, there were four write-in votes for Mr. Potato Head.

I had two votes as a write in for Sherrif of Cherokee county GA.

[jclo3313]

And they blame us, haaaaa:

Since the United Nations was founded in 1945, there have been 140 wars.

They havent caught me yet!

[KCALB SIRAY]

you're Mr. Potato Head?

[jclo3313]

In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum.

But they love the Toyota Yaris.

[KCALB SIRAY]

you missed a few, John lol

[jclo3313]

you're Mr. Potato Head?

My head looks like a potato.

[KCALB SIRAY]

I'm here until 7:30 lol

[jclo3313]

you missed a few, John lol

I just started.

[jclo3313]

I'm here until 7:30 lol

Here till 6, I'll be OK.

[jclo3313]

2

[jclo3313]

6

[jclo3313]

7.682

[jclo3313]

drip

[jclo3313]

clip clop

[jclo3313]

flip flop

[jclo3313]

doodle bug

[jclo3313]

dookie

[KCALB SIRAY]

oh, a wise guy
http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/myImages/curlyhoward.jpg

[jclo3313]

Yep, so whats it to ya.

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://igpphome.ucsd.edu/~shearer/mahi/JCLUB/clint.jpeg

[33OH]

Soooooooo sick of work.

[Black Yaris]

Yeah! No work for me today... unless you consider the "Honey Do" list

[33OH]

ah lucky. how did you manage to get off a friday? :eek:

[KCALB SIRAY]

Yeah! No work for me today... unless you consider the "Honey Do" list

you'd be wise to consider that a yes:biggrin:

[Black Yaris]

it was either Friday or Saturday... and I always have Sunday off

Saturday is the last day of our fiscal period, so I make sure everything is in line so I can get the best period bonus I can

[Black Yaris]

you'd be wise to consider that a yes:biggrin:

who said I was wise...... I am obviously ignoring it to play on YW :thumbsup:

[KCALB SIRAY]

they know....they always know, muahahahahahahahah

[33OH]

they know....they always know, muahahahahahahahah

haha... wow. :evil:

[jclo3313]

I'm only half inerested in it then.

[id3379]

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

[id3379]

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

[jclo3313]

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

He also did it because he knew the "T" would look bitchen in black.

[33OH]

hahah nice.

[jclo3313]

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

Who also owed a large sum of cash to the mob boss Mario Carbono who also loved video games.

[id3379]

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

[id3379]

Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.

[id3379]

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

[id3379]

Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.

[id3379]

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

[id3379]

Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.

[id3379]

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

[id3379]

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.

[id3379]

The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.

[id3379]

Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

[id3379]

If you had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, you could fill an entire stadium.

[id3379]

Charlie Brown's father was a barber.

[id3379]

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

[id3379]

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

[id3379]

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

[id3379]

Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

[id3379]

The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.

[id3379]

The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.

[id3379]

In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

[id3379]

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.