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TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 10:27 PM
http://www.brokenbear.com/gifs/PimpHonda.gif

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 10:29 PM
I'm going forced induction soon..
http://is.rely.net/1-70-6577-l-r8dLTeCjpuxzhZGCe5eA.jpg

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 10:38 PM
I don't get it.
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t154/rebar_2007/OMGGAYYYYYYYYYY.jpg

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 10:41 PM
Sleeper..

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/xnjn63/P1010100.jpg

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 10:41 PM
The inside..
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/xnjn63/P1010098.jpg

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 10:42 PM
http://brandon.fuller.name/photos/2004/2004-10-16--Geo.jpg

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 10:43 PM
http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/8/web/2504000-2504999/2504268_104_full.jpg

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 10:57 PM
lolz0r

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/1871/1004561jv0.jpg

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 10:58 PM
http://www.swedemix.com/stuff/SLR_Pics/HyperFest_Summit_06.23.07/resized_MG_1755.jpg

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-05-2008, 11:05 PM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/Calpoly48/DSC01398.jpg

*MAD DOG*
12-06-2008, 02:21 AM
meep meep

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-06-2008, 03:12 AM
OMG VTECCCCCCCCCCC

*MAD DOG*
12-06-2008, 09:27 AM
Some great poser and sleeper shots there

jclo3313
12-06-2008, 09:37 AM
Kill me please.:drinking:

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-06-2008, 02:23 PM
That Geo Metro is a monster!! If I were that guy, I'd rip off that Turbo badge and beat up the outside a bit more lol

jclo3313
12-06-2008, 02:25 PM
14151

jclo3313
12-06-2008, 02:42 PM
14155

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-06-2008, 05:53 PM
^ all of the above are equipped with VTEC!

*MAD DOG*
12-06-2008, 05:54 PM
^

I swear one day you'll marry VTEC

Black Yaris
12-06-2008, 06:08 PM
get it right.... it is V-tach, yo

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-06-2008, 09:06 PM
Oh yeah! VTAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

KCALB SIRAY
12-07-2008, 12:24 AM
beer

KCALB SIRAY
12-07-2008, 12:44 AM
another beer

*MAD DOG*
12-07-2008, 03:30 AM
beer beer beer

Bob_VT
12-07-2008, 10:24 AM
Shot of scotch....... JW Blue

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 11:04 AM
It's a little early for scotch.

Bob_VT
12-07-2008, 11:32 AM
Never too early for the good stuff!

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 11:33 AM
It is if you were in the cheap stuff the night before.:drinking:

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 11:44 AM
14205
Man boobs.
There is an art exhibit in New York I’d really like to see, but won’t be able to make: “Awakenings: Zen Figure Painting in Medieval Japan,” sponsored by the Japan Society. See the guy just above? That’s a work from the exhibit — a late 15th-early 16th century image of Budai (“Hotei” in Japnese), a “marauding priest of the street.”

He looks a little weird for a priest, doesn’t he? Check out the pot belly, the man boobs, the five o’clock shadow, the robe that’s two sizes too small and full of rips and holes, and probably hasn’t been washed in about a month … if you saw a guy like that walking through your neighborhood, you’d probably call the cops. And look at the expression on Hotei’s face. He is completely comfortable with his life, himself, and the way he looks, and if you don’t like it, well, that’s your problem.

One of the aspects of Zen figure art that is so appealing to me is the depiction of major Zen Buddhist figures as regular guys. It’s really hard to imagine a similar depiction of Jesus in traditional Western Christian art, looking as he may have actually appeared: a skinny, scraggly, half-naked, dirty little brown guy, an enigmatic half-smile on his face. Most of the time, he looks like a member of the Allman Brothers — maybe Duane and Greg’s long lost brother, Jesus Allman. And Jesus is typically depicted with a huge smarmy smile and an outstretched hand like he’s running for city alderman, or else is given the primly stern look of the school hall monitor, the overly serious kid with no friends whom the teacher always asked to take names when she had to leave the class.

Of course, there are plenty of boring images of Buddha in that traditional pose of serene adrogyny – looking a little like a glam era David Bowie who’s had a frontal lobotomy. I don’t care much for those. But that image of Hotei I can relate to. Not necessarily that we should all wander around fat and half naked, but that we should simply be what we are and be comfortable with that – stop trying to conform to someone else’s rigid, impossible physical ideal. That’s one of the things I like about trail running, because many people who run trail races are far from the accepted ideal for physical specimens – there’s little of that aggressive hyper-leanness I often seem to encounter in some urban marathoning circles. Most trail runners I’ve met seem very comfortable in their own skins. And that’s also what I like about a lot of Zen figure art. Here I am: back and ear hair, bald head, pot belly and all. Gotta love me, because this is all there is.

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 12:23 PM
"Day that shall live in Infamy".

Pearl Harbor Raid, 7 December 1941 --
Overview and Special Image Selection
The 7 December 1941 Japanese raid on Pearl Harbor was one of the great defining moments in history. A single carefully-planned and well-executed stroke removed the United States Navy's battleship force as a possible threat to the Japanese Empire's southward expansion. America, unprepared and now considerably weakened, was abruptly brought into the Second World War as a full combatant.

Eighteen months earlier, President Franklin D. Roosevelt had transferred the United States Fleet to Pearl Harbor as a presumed deterrent to Japanese agression. The Japanese military, deeply engaged in the seemingly endless war it had started against China in mid-1937, badly needed oil and other raw materials. Commercial access to these was gradually curtailed as the conquests continued. In July 1941 the Western powers effectively halted trade with Japan. From then on, as the desperate Japanese schemed to seize the oil and mineral-rich East Indies and Southeast Asia, a Pacific war was virtually inevitable.

By late November 1941, with peace negotiations clearly approaching an end, informed U.S. officials (and they were well-informed, they believed, through an ability to read Japan's diplomatic codes) fully expected a Japanese attack into the Indies, Malaya and probably the Philippines. Completely unanticipated was the prospect that Japan would attack east, as well.

The U.S. Fleet's Pearl Harbor base was reachable by an aircraft carrier force, and the Japanese Navy secretly sent one across the Pacific with greater aerial striking power than had ever been seen on the World's oceans. Its planes hit just before 8AM on 7 December. Within a short time five of eight battleships at Pearl Harbor were sunk or sinking, with the rest damaged. Several other ships and most Hawaii-based combat planes were also knocked out and over 2400 Americans were dead. Soon after, Japanese planes eliminated much of the American air force in the Philippines, and a Japanese Army was ashore in Malaya.

These great Japanese successes, achieved without prior diplomatic formalities, shocked and enraged the previously divided American people into a level of purposeful unity hardly seen before or since. For the next five months, until the Battle of the Coral Sea in early May, Japan's far-reaching offensives proceeded untroubled by fruitful opposition. American and Allied morale suffered accordingly. Under normal political circumstances, an accomodation might have been considered.

However, the memory of the "sneak attack" on Pearl Harbor fueled a determination to fight on. Once the Battle of Midway in early June 1942 had eliminated much of Japan's striking power, that same memory stoked a relentless war to reverse her conquests and remove her, and her German and Italian allies, as future threats to World peace.

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-07-2008, 05:07 PM
VTEC YO!

*MAD DOG*
12-07-2008, 08:58 PM
VVTI FTW!

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 09:03 PM
Survivor Man rules!

*MAD DOG*
12-07-2008, 10:05 PM
United Airways sucks. Tell everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-07-2008, 10:06 PM
Tell everyone that VTEC just kicked in yo!

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 10:10 PM
I HATE VTECH!

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-07-2008, 10:13 PM
What did VTEC ever do to you!

*MAD DOG*
12-07-2008, 10:15 PM
UNITED AIRWAYS SUCKS BALLS!

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-07-2008, 10:15 PM
And so does VTEC!

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 10:17 PM
Nothing, I just hate seeing every place that I go.

*MAD DOG*
12-07-2008, 10:19 PM
VTEC Airways FTW!

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 10:20 PM
PTECH

custom Lftback
12-07-2008, 10:21 PM
why does United Airways suck?

*MAD DOG*
12-07-2008, 10:21 PM
MEh meh mEh meH

*MAD DOG*
12-07-2008, 10:23 PM
why does United Airways suck?

Fucking United Airways. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

They just rang me and want to change my flight home. My flight was originally LAX to Melbourne and now they want to move the fight up 10 mins early but fly from LAX to Sydney then onto Melbourne.

NOT HAPPY. The last thing I want is a stop over after a 12.5+ flight. Wankers, Wankers, Wankers!

It sucks balls bigtime. It means we fly from LAX to Sydney, they let the Sydney passengers disembark while the rest of us sit in the plane for an hour (assuming there are no light bulbs in the cockpit that need replacing) and then have to fly to Melbourne (about another 1.5-2 Hour flight).

So it's going to add at least 2.5-3 Hours to a very long day as it is and not to mention the time zone difference. We leave on Jan 26 2009 but don't make it back to Melbourne until Jan 28 2009 because of the international date line.

I really :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: about this.

I'm going to drink myself stupid on the way back at Uniteds expense.

So as you can imagine I a little pissed off right now.

custom Lftback
12-07-2008, 10:24 PM
wow that really sucks! I hate that they can bump you around whenever they feel like it!! I imagine you would be really pissed!
when are you coming here again?

*MAD DOG*
12-07-2008, 10:25 PM
Jan 09 - Jan 26 I will be staying in Anaheim, CA

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 10:26 PM
Which is nowhere near Georgia.

custom Lftback
12-07-2008, 10:26 PM
next trip you will have to make it to Texas! You like fishing? got a 22,000 acre lake in the backyard. :)

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 10:27 PM
I'm there!

custom Lftback
12-07-2008, 10:28 PM
awesome!!! lol

custom Lftback
12-07-2008, 10:29 PM
and a bass boat that goes 80mph, so getting to the fav fishing spots will be no problema

jclo3313
12-07-2008, 10:29 PM
I love to kayak. I spend all summer on the lake.

custom Lftback
12-07-2008, 10:30 PM
kayaking is so awesome!

KCALB SIRAY
12-07-2008, 11:30 PM
beer

*MAD DOG*
12-07-2008, 11:54 PM
next trip you will have to make it to Texas! You like fishing? got a 22,000 acre lake in the backyard. :)

Sounds cool. Don't think the wife would want to go fishing though. Thanks for the offer.

custom Lftback
12-08-2008, 12:24 AM
no prob!

33OH
12-08-2008, 09:11 AM
UNITED AIRWAYS SUCKS BALLS!

+1

When I was flying from Ohio to Vegas they added a 3 hour layover in Chicago on the way there, and a 4 hour layover in Chicago on the flight back.

I was pissed and bored. :thumbdown:

*MAD DOG*
12-08-2008, 09:58 AM
+1

When I was flying from Ohio to Vegas they added a 3 hour layover in Chicago on the way there, and a 4 hour layover in Chicago on the flight back.

I was pissed and bored. :thumbdown:

Well that sucks balls too.

KCALB SIRAY
12-08-2008, 10:34 AM
Tea

jclo3313
12-08-2008, 10:35 AM
Car wash

33OH
12-08-2008, 10:36 AM
Workin' at the car wash,
Workin' at the car wash, yeah.

*MAD DOG*
12-08-2008, 11:14 AM
meep meep

Qmobile
12-08-2008, 03:22 PM
STORM THE GATE!!!!!!!

33OH
12-08-2008, 05:31 PM
900

*MAD DOG*
12-08-2008, 09:41 PM
meep meep

jinxor
12-08-2008, 10:43 PM
hey diddle diddle

jinxor
12-08-2008, 10:43 PM
the cat and the fiddle

KCALB SIRAY
12-08-2008, 10:46 PM
ouch

*MAD DOG*
12-08-2008, 10:50 PM
ding dong

KCALB SIRAY
12-08-2008, 10:53 PM
the witch is dead

33OH
12-08-2008, 10:54 PM
meep meep

*MAD DOG*
12-08-2008, 11:10 PM
walka walka

KCALB SIRAY
12-08-2008, 11:20 PM
Shake Shake

*MAD DOG*
12-09-2008, 09:07 AM
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

33OH
12-09-2008, 09:08 AM
Goat Goat Goat

*MAD DOG*
12-09-2008, 09:36 AM
Milk Milk Milk

33OH
12-09-2008, 09:37 AM
sick sick sick

*MAD DOG*
12-09-2008, 09:48 AM
dr dr dr

33OH
12-09-2008, 11:11 AM
aflac

*MAD DOG*
12-09-2008, 11:25 AM
boing boing boing

KCALB SIRAY
12-09-2008, 11:57 AM
Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum- pum-pum-pum. But I can fe-fi-fo-fum, diddly-bum, here I come

33OH
12-09-2008, 01:55 PM
bow chicka wow wowww

*MAD DOG*
12-09-2008, 11:21 PM
Ice Cream FTW!

33OH
12-09-2008, 11:29 PM
Sorbet FTW!

*MAD DOG*
12-09-2008, 11:36 PM
Frozen yoghurt FUCK OFF, GO AWAY! ;)

KCALB SIRAY
12-09-2008, 11:55 PM
hubba bubba

*MAD DOG*
12-10-2008, 12:54 AM
Bubblegum Icecream

Minne_Yaris
12-10-2008, 02:52 AM
Bubba Gump Shrimp

dvlnblkdrs
12-10-2008, 02:58 AM
mmm jdm taillights

Bob_VT
12-10-2008, 07:40 AM
mmm jdm taillights

Are you ready to drive with the added power? :biggrin:

jclo3313
12-10-2008, 10:09 AM
WET!

KCALB SIRAY
12-10-2008, 10:35 AM
As the holidays begin, I wanted to pass these tips along to you.
Enjoy the spirit of the festivities.


1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a
Holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if
you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're
serving rum balls.


2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's
rare... You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up!
Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if
you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a
treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think.
It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the
whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a
volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the
volcano. Repeat.


4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made
with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like
buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an
effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas
party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between
now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing
else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after
circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and
that eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet
table, like frosted Christmas cookies or pralines in the shape and size
of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as
you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a
beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to
see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a
slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one
pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one?
dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded
with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I
mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you
leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying
attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around
the corner. Remember this motto to live by:

jclo3313
12-10-2008, 10:54 AM
Hepatitus

Bob_VT
12-10-2008, 11:35 AM
Weather permitting

jclo3313
12-10-2008, 01:11 PM
Slacking off

landrym28
12-10-2008, 01:40 PM
Thanks for the tips kcalb.

Qmobile
12-10-2008, 08:37 PM
Hacker Hacker hacker

dvlnblkdrs
12-10-2008, 08:44 PM
Are you ready to drive with the added power? :biggrin:

:laughabove: you bet ur bumpkin i am! lol:biggrin: must be at least 20hp for the sheer jdm-ness

natethegreat38
12-10-2008, 09:27 PM
gonorrhea

dvlnblkdrs
12-10-2008, 10:40 PM
no way, herpes ftw!

dvlnblkdrs
12-10-2008, 10:41 PM
type 2! :biggrin:

*MAD DOG*
12-10-2008, 10:55 PM
meep meep

natethegreat38
12-11-2008, 12:50 AM
syphilis

dvlnblkdrs
12-11-2008, 12:57 AM
chlamydia


2 pills, all gone :tongue:

natethegreat38
12-11-2008, 01:19 AM
human papillomavirus

natethegreat38
12-11-2008, 01:20 AM
erectile dysfunction

dvlnblkdrs
12-11-2008, 01:20 AM
hmm porn!

natethegreat38
12-11-2008, 01:21 AM
vaginal yeast infection

dvlnblkdrs
12-11-2008, 01:25 AM
having to tell someone you have an std.. not fun

blacksandiegovitz
12-11-2008, 01:27 AM
Gotta Pay the Troll toll...

natethegreat38
12-11-2008, 01:31 AM
having to tell someone you have an std.. not fun

how do you know this?

natethegreat38
12-11-2008, 01:31 AM
Gotta Pay the Troll toll...

And i think it is the Toll Troll not Troll Toll ??

dvlnblkdrs
12-11-2008, 01:46 AM
iv been gifted :frown: luckily not as bad as it could be and most people i tell are supportive

*MAD DOG*
12-11-2008, 01:50 AM
It's better that people are open about stuff like that. It's important info. Good honesty policy Jill.

dvlnblkdrs
12-11-2008, 01:51 AM
im more open than a lot of people are about it.. i almost go to the point of saying "hi, my name is jill & i have ____" lol

*MAD DOG*
12-11-2008, 03:12 AM
Tip of the Day:-

If you haven't watched a road runner cartoon in a while, do so at your next opportunity.

dvlnblkdrs
12-11-2008, 03:36 AM
hahaha..

*MAD DOG*
12-11-2008, 05:22 AM
meep meep

dvlnblkdrs
12-11-2008, 05:24 AM
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

*MAD DOG*
12-11-2008, 05:27 AM
honk honk

dvlnblkdrs
12-11-2008, 05:38 AM
beep beep.. ahhh toot toot.. ahhhh

landrym28
12-11-2008, 07:32 AM
Did you fart? Ooooo...the smell...ack...gag...

*MAD DOG*
12-11-2008, 09:11 AM
Nope, it wasn't me

jclo3313
12-11-2008, 09:14 AM
Sharted?

jclo3313
12-11-2008, 01:34 PM
Later!
14592

*MAD DOG*
12-11-2008, 01:57 PM
meep meep

33OH
12-11-2008, 01:57 PM
aflac

Qmobile
12-11-2008, 02:14 PM
chicken!!!

33OH
12-11-2008, 02:55 PM
pot pies

KCALB SIRAY
12-11-2008, 04:24 PM
bernuknuknuk meowww

*MAD DOG*
12-11-2008, 11:53 PM
frank had an uncle doug

jinxor
12-11-2008, 11:56 PM
awwrite.....

jinxor
12-11-2008, 11:56 PM
the m33t with l33t ppl is 3lit3

*MAD DOG*
12-12-2008, 02:02 AM
The fat cat sat on the mat

goku87
12-12-2008, 02:16 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Skrombus1/steveirwin.gif

gawd that is so wrong lol

*MAD DOG*
12-12-2008, 06:30 AM
^
Crikey

ChinoCharles
12-12-2008, 06:51 AM
OMG HAHAHHA

Kal-El
12-12-2008, 07:51 AM
^
Crikey

Mad Dog, what the heck does "Crikey" mean, anyway?

33OH
12-12-2008, 09:55 AM
Almost at 1000

33OH
12-12-2008, 09:59 AM
meep meep

jclo3313
12-12-2008, 10:12 AM
walka walka

33OH
12-12-2008, 10:18 AM
chang chang

*MAD DOG*
12-12-2008, 10:19 AM
Mad Dog, what the heck does "Crikey" mean, anyway?


Crikey means "Holy Shit" but in a much more polite way.

33OH
12-12-2008, 10:22 AM
Crikey!

jclo3313
12-12-2008, 10:26 AM
Holy f-ing sheite

KCALB SIRAY
12-12-2008, 10:42 AM
Bob's your uncle

jclo3313
12-12-2008, 10:46 AM
awright

*MAD DOG*
12-12-2008, 11:27 AM
fred is dead and luke is puke

jclo3313
12-12-2008, 11:28 AM
P. I. Staker was here.

*MAD DOG*
12-12-2008, 11:33 AM
eb-nem ga-ha-ba ha-marrr

Arabic for......

I tell you if you guess right. P.s it's spelled the way you would say it.

33OH
12-12-2008, 11:35 AM
ruben with fries?

*MAD DOG*
12-12-2008, 11:37 AM
ruben with fries?


Nope

33OH
12-12-2008, 11:37 AM
crunchy taco.

haha. google translator had no idea. =P

*MAD DOG*
12-12-2008, 11:42 AM
crunchy taco.

haha. google translator had no idea. =P


Nope again.

I'll give you a hint, it's very offensive and you would never say it to someone that speaks the language........if you want to live.

natethegreat38
12-12-2008, 12:17 PM
f*** your mother?

landrym28
12-12-2008, 02:23 PM
kill me?

KCALB SIRAY
12-12-2008, 02:24 PM
not on Fridays

landrym28
12-12-2008, 02:25 PM
Oooo..I know.

Your mom has a penis?

jclo3313
12-12-2008, 02:26 PM
14638

14639

14640

14641

KCALB SIRAY
12-12-2008, 02:35 PM
Oooo..I know.

Your mom has a penis?

No, but she drives a tank

landrym28
12-12-2008, 02:36 PM
Mine wears army boots.

KCALB SIRAY
12-12-2008, 02:37 PM
MRE's for me

jclo3313
12-12-2008, 02:40 PM
BLAH!

KCALB SIRAY
12-12-2008, 02:41 PM
I cold eat them all day long for years yummmmo

jclo3313
12-12-2008, 03:40 PM
I likem too. I just wanted to blah.

KCALB SIRAY
12-12-2008, 04:57 PM
Boogidy Boogidy

Snyprwlf47
12-12-2008, 05:01 PM
BOO

jclo3313
12-12-2008, 05:04 PM
BOO

BOO-ger

jclo3313
12-12-2008, 06:46 PM
14747

landrym28
12-12-2008, 06:49 PM
It's Yaris Vs Yaris

*MAD DOG*
12-12-2008, 08:43 PM
^
Who wins then? The answer is simple.... the red one it goes faster!

*MAD DOG*
12-12-2008, 08:45 PM
eb-nem ga-ha-ba ha-marrr

Arabic for......

I tell you if you guess right. P.s it's spelled the way you would say it.

f*** your mother?

Getting close

kill me?

Nope, I would have no use for that phrase.

Oooo..I know.

Your mom has a penis?

Even closer.

The correct answer is....................

Your mother fucks donkeys!

Kal-El
12-12-2008, 11:52 PM
:smoking:

dvlnblkdrs
12-12-2008, 11:53 PM
lame.. gah, my taillights are so sexy!!!


ah listening to xmas music on pandora.. love it!

jclo3313
12-13-2008, 12:55 PM
1479814799

dvlnblkdrs
12-13-2008, 02:41 PM
its only 11am and im already bored.. can i go home yet? :bellyroll: im here til 6pm... bah!

jclo3313
12-13-2008, 03:18 PM
I feel your pain Jill. Lucky I only have 1.5 hours to go.

dvlnblkdrs
12-13-2008, 03:24 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

jclo3313
12-13-2008, 03:36 PM
Oh so close now, I can smell freedom.

*MAD DOG*
12-13-2008, 03:53 PM
Me at home on a 4 day weekend! Yay!

jclo3313
12-13-2008, 04:12 PM
Half an hour to go.

jclo3313
12-14-2008, 06:26 PM
14995

14996

14997

14998

14999

KCALB SIRAY
12-14-2008, 06:32 PM
53 weekly issues at $2.19 an issue

Kal-El
12-14-2008, 08:26 PM
Good evening!

*MAD DOG*
12-14-2008, 09:22 PM
Good Afternoon

eTiMaGo
12-14-2008, 11:09 PM
I just got the weirdest spam random text email ever:


IT IS NOT A SPAM, but if you received that message second and plus time JUST CLICK DELETE button and have a nice day. Don't feel bad, please understand original Scarlett's family very desperate to shut down that humiliating antichristian "actress" clones line career development. Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more,those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ''actress'' career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett's family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorize personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way! Her close friend Serge G. P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION. H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

wtf?

jinxor
12-14-2008, 11:12 PM
lol, that is the most wierdest spam message ever... haha

Have a read at scamorama for various scam emails..... ppl have even tried to follow up on these scams and its quite funny

dvlnblkdrs
12-14-2008, 11:15 PM
you know you have the perfect chilli cheese fries when u cant find the fries under the chilli! lol

*MAD DOG*
12-15-2008, 03:46 AM
A padded Meep Meep :wink:

eTiMaGo
12-15-2008, 05:47 AM
i need some chocolate

*MAD DOG*
12-15-2008, 06:39 AM
hhhmmmm chocolate. You could share some chocolate with Bambo.

KCALB SIRAY
12-15-2008, 11:05 AM
Run:

It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer
But then I was illin because the man had a beard
And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared
So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn
I picket the wallet up then I took a pause
Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"
A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's
Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right
So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me

D.M.C. :

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright
In the fireplace is the yule log
Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's
But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols
(Christmas melodies)

Run-D.M.C. :

Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
It's Christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack Frost chillin, the orchas out?
And that's what Christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer

D.M.C. :

My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand
And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes, lend us an ear
We want to say

Run-D.M.C. :

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

*MAD DOG*
12-15-2008, 11:21 AM
another padded meep meep

zuberio
12-15-2008, 07:50 PM
Post post post, this is my first post on this thread. I need to bring my count back up.

zuberio
12-15-2008, 07:50 PM
I'm thinking, instead of putting a bigger horn on my car, what if I actually make it do the meep meep sound instead?

*MAD DOG*
12-15-2008, 09:08 PM
I'm thinking, instead of putting a bigger horn on my car, what if I actually make it do the meep meep sound instead?

If you want a bigger horn check this thread out. http://www.yarisworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9423

It's the only one i recommend.

KCALB SIRAY
12-15-2008, 11:16 PM
No More Wire Hangers!

jambo101
12-16-2008, 04:34 AM
Moderators is it possible to donate post counts as i see a few people on the forum who are trying so hard to get the most posts and as its Christmas i'd be willing to donate my post count to their efforts.

33OH
12-16-2008, 09:00 AM
Moderators is it possible to donate post counts as i see a few people on the forum who are trying so hard to get the most posts and as its Christmas i'd be willing to donate my post count to their efforts.

Haha. It's more just a 'say anything' thread now than a post count thread. We'd all be typing in something every 15 seconds if it was just for post counts.

And no they won't donate. =)

ZING
12-16-2008, 09:54 AM
parked my car in uni today, came back and found these lads picking on my poor yaris.


http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee339/kaychian/IMG_2243.jpg

33OH
12-16-2008, 09:57 AM
^ Haha. I always lose my car in parking lots because of that.

ZING
12-16-2008, 10:01 AM
haha, same here actually. my yaris looks angry

*MAD DOG*
12-16-2008, 02:53 PM
meep meep

33OH
12-16-2008, 03:36 PM
choo choo

*MAD DOG*
12-16-2008, 07:27 PM
amero amero

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 09:10 AM
pooh pooh

33OH
12-17-2008, 09:10 AM
walka walka

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 09:17 AM
toot toot

33OH
12-17-2008, 10:06 AM
skeeter

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 10:18 AM
tweeter

33OH
12-17-2008, 10:47 AM
peter

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 10:53 AM
heater

33OH
12-17-2008, 10:53 AM
meter

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 11:14 AM
ceader

33OH
12-17-2008, 11:26 AM
chest

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 11:35 AM
breast

33OH
12-17-2008, 12:08 PM
confessed

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 12:12 PM
obsessed

33OH
12-17-2008, 12:12 PM
distressed

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 12:19 PM
beaten

33OH
12-17-2008, 12:26 PM
eaten

33OH
12-17-2008, 12:33 PM
meat

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 12:55 PM
treat

*MAD DOG*
12-17-2008, 01:48 PM
twinky

33OH
12-17-2008, 01:52 PM
slinky

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 01:52 PM
kinky

33OH
12-17-2008, 02:06 PM
binky

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 02:06 PM
stinky

*MAD DOG*
12-17-2008, 02:12 PM
captavise

33OH
12-17-2008, 02:14 PM
...slaptavise? :iono:

*MAD DOG*
12-17-2008, 02:14 PM
douchetavise

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 02:25 PM
Fuctavise

33OH
12-17-2008, 02:26 PM
A ducktavise

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 02:26 PM
stuck in a vice

33OH
12-17-2008, 02:27 PM
cooking up some rice

*MAD DOG*
12-17-2008, 02:52 PM
vanilla rice rice baby

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 02:57 PM
dogs covered in scabies.

*MAD DOG*
12-17-2008, 03:02 PM
ralph

dvlnblkdrs
12-17-2008, 03:04 PM
vomitous

*MAD DOG*
12-17-2008, 03:07 PM
chuck

33OH
12-17-2008, 03:08 PM
norris

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 03:08 PM
horris

*MAD DOG*
12-17-2008, 03:10 PM
grant

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 03:11 PM
issue

dvlnblkdrs
12-17-2008, 03:20 PM
post padding

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 03:37 PM
bra padding

dvlnblkdrs
12-17-2008, 03:46 PM
ooo cutlets!

33OH
12-17-2008, 04:06 PM
corsets

jclo3313
12-17-2008, 04:28 PM
training