Get your post counts here! *read 1st post for rules*

[Kal-El]

Yaris!

[jclo3313]

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[jclo3313]

World Rally Championship
Rally Japan, October 31-November 2
Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan

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In the BP Ford Abu Dhabi WRT Focus RS, Mikko Hirvonen and Jarmo Lehtinen completed Sunday's short final stage in Sapporo to take the victory at Rally Japan, while third place for Sebastien Loeb and Daniel Elena in the Citroen Total C4 was enough to secure Loeb the 2008 WRC drivers' title. Jari-Matti Latvala and Miikka Anttila's BP Focus finished second, helping Ford to a maximum 18-point haul in the manufacturers' championship and ensuring the battle would go to the final round in Wales in December.

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It's Loeb's fifth consecutive Drivers' Championship title from just six full seasons of WRC competition. The score takes Loeb and co-driver Elena clear of the record they previously shared with Juha Kankkunen and, more importantly, Tommi Makinen, who was the only driver before them to rack up four consecutive championship wins (1996 to 1999).

Hirvonen led Rally Japan at the end of a shortened Day One of competition that was punctuated by one stopped and three cancelled stages. Only four of the planned eight countryside tests ran completely as scheduled; the others were cancelled or shortened as a result of snowy weather (SS3/SS7), a crash involving Stobart driver Francois Duval (SS6), and disruption following the incident (SS8).


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On the stages which did run, Hirvonen was in dominant form and didn't put a foot wrong all day. He took the rally lead on the first test and went on to win six of the seven stages he started. He went into Saturday's competition with a lead of 26.2sec over teammate Latvala in second.

Loeb was third overall and on course for the six points he needs to clinch the drivers' championship. The Frenchman took a couple of stages to settle into a more cautious driving rhythm than he was used to, but ended a trouble free day 4.4 seconds behind Latvala.

The Sapporo Dome Super Special Stage on Day Two caused no problems for the leading competitors, and the top four positions remained exactly as they had done after SS18. Leader Hirvonen started the day with a 26.2sec lead but lost a small part of that after swiping a fence with the rear of his Focus on the opening test. He avoided problems on the remaining three stages to end the morning loop with a 16.9sec lead over Latvala.

Despite deteriorating conditions, Hirvonen won two afternoon stages to extend his advantage, before Latvala narrowed it again to 15.5sec after the two Dome tests. For his part, Latvala focused his attentions on staying ahead of Loeb, who was well cushioned in third place, 38sec behind Latvala but 1m32.5s ahead of Chris Atkinson in fourth.

At the end of the rally's final day, Hirvonen crossed the finish line with a winning margin of 31.1sec, but even the best possible result wasn't enough to prevent Loeb from sealing the series. After a heart-stopping spin on the penultimate stage, Loeb and Elena climbed onto the roof of their C4 at the finish control, waving a French flag in celebration.

Despite Hirvonen losing out in the battle for the drivers' championship, a one-two result in Japan meant the BP Ford Abu Dhabi World Rally Team still had plenty to celebrate. Hirvonen and Lehtinen led from Friday's opening stage to take their third victory of the WRC season. Team-mates Latvala and Anttila completed the team's domination of the 14th and second to last round of the series.

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It was the squad's third formation finish of the season following one-two wins in Sweden and Turkey. The result also means the battle for the manufacturers' title, which Ford is hoping to clinch for a third consecutive year, will go to the final round in Great Britain next month. The team is 11 points behind Citroen with a maximum 18 at stake. Hirvonen won 11 stages to secure his third win of the campaign while 23-year-old Latvala claimed three victories en route to his first podium since June.

[bms1990M3]

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/bms1990M3/Mazda3%20111308/IMG_3464.jpg

[gwasabi]

I want a post count!

[*MAD DOG*]

^
75 :)

[bms1990M3]

^ LOL

[Kal-El]

+1

[Kal-El]

I want a post count!

It's funny, but when this thread first started, I actually thought you could somehow get your pre-hack post count back. :tongue:

[*MAD DOG*]

It's funny, but when this thread first started, I actually thought you could somehow get your pre-hack post count back. :tongue:

It is possible, but only if you capture the hacker/s, roll them in an egg and milk mix, flour them , batter them up and deep fry them for 20 mins until golden brown. :thumbsup:

[Bob_VT]

I think we should bring the hacker's to McDonalds and let them bob for french fries!

[jclo3313]

Mmmm, hackers.:drool:

[Bob_VT]

Mmmm, hackers.:drool:

Happy Birthday Brother!

[jclo3313]

Happy Birthday Brother!

Thank you Bob. One step closer to 40.

[jclo3313]

13597

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[landrym28]

zoom!

[33OH]

zoom zoom

[*MAD DOG*]

+1

[jinxor]

+2

[*MAD DOG*]

+3

[bms1990M3]

+4
http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/bms1990M3/Mazda3%20111308/IMG_3385.jpg

[Bob_VT]

-1 = 3

[KCALB SIRAY]

^ what he said

[Kal-El]

.........................

(=1)

[KCALB SIRAY]

I think I might just slit my throat. Just read that they are remaking the movie Fame. I hated the movie and I hated the TV show, please do not bring this back, I beg Hollywood, please, pretty please!

[dvlnblkdrs]

zoom zoom in the boom boom? lol

[KCALB SIRAY]

zoom zoom in the boom boom? lol

just shake your rump!

[*MAD DOG*]

rumpshaker

[jinxor]

bao chicka wao wao

[Bob_VT]

I think I might just slit my throat. Just read that they are remaking the movie Fame. I hated the movie and I hated the TV show, please do not bring this back, I beg Hollywood, please, pretty please!

Don't worry...... IF they do it.... it will only be in the theater for a few days then straight to DVD...... With any luck you will not be forced to attend the movies more than twice and buy the DVD!

[KCALB SIRAY]

Don't worry...... IF they do it.... it will only be in the theater for a few days then straight to DVD...... With any luck you will not be forced to attend the movies more than twice and buy the DVD!

Hmmmm, New York...I knowwho could play Leroy, haha

[Bob_VT]

Considering most of the original cast is out of work and too old....... hmmmmm need someone flamboyant....... someone who giggles over minor details......... with that certain dance on their toes quality.......... uhhhhh nope he is busy selecting his staff in DC.......... it will probably have to be a NYer who has access to multiple forms of transportation.....

[*MAD DOG*]

Captavise

[KCALB SIRAY]

burp!

[Treyz]

Sooo ... how bout dem Yankees?

[Kal-El]

Yankees SUCK! Go RED SOX!!!

[*MAD DOG*]

Captavise

[jinxor]

mad dog are you trying to find different ways we can spell captavise? or caveatipse or cavetisp :P

[KCALB SIRAY]

I spell it TERD

[*MAD DOG*]

captadouche ;)

[Stargate YARlantIS]

captadouche ;)

I concur!

[Stargate YARlantIS]

skiddly ba doo bop!

[Stargate YARlantIS]

ba dop ba buh do bop buh dop dem doo

[*MAD DOG*]

captawank

[*MAD DOG*]

captabanned

[Stargate YARlantIS]

finish that lyric above!

[*MAD DOG*]

captaincaveman

[Stargate YARlantIS]

careful maddog..may I call you 20/20? lol m o d s may ban ya!

[Treyz]

Yankees SUCK! Go RED SOX!!!

Haha lol .. I was waiting for that!

[Stargate YARlantIS]

Yankees and Redsox suck.... GO RAYS!

[Stargate YARlantIS]

or should I say.... "Yank these" and "Red Sux" lol

[TinyGiant]

i think the professional sports industry should take a financial year off(work for free) and bail the US out its financial problems. or better yet send the funds to third world countries to feed the hungry and get medications where needed. i'm all for playing sports for fun.. but professional sports has to be the biggest waste of money going.

i think its funny the kids that go to college and spend their time "learning" and end up getting drafted to play pro ball.. what a waste of time being in college was .. it was like expensive sport boot camp.. idk the whole thing seems silly.. the only reason there is money in the whole thing is so that corporate media can suck the world dry of their hard earned cash.. charging 200 bux for a football ticket where they get paid millions and millions to put stupid pepsi logos in the stadiums that people are paying to go stare at. lol

sorry for the rant

[dvlnblkdrs]

agreed.. and ditto with actors

[jinxor]

true that... its annoyine and frustrating to see these celebs cashing in and world is entering a massive economic recession

[KCALB SIRAY]

I want money, lots and lots of money

[*MAD DOG*]

+1

[landrym28]

+1,000,000

[dvlnblkdrs]

im starting a nudist colony.. you must be approved to join...start lining up now :wink:

[landrym28]

Do I have to join? I just want to be able to look :wink:

Well..let me rephrase that. I mean look at female members..

Yes...that's what I mean.

[jinxor]

lolz....

[dvlnblkdrs]

u wont be able to find us.. it will be in some sensual deserted island off the map.. join or miss out :tongue: cmon, you know you wanna join

[Kal-El]

Good evening!

[*MAD DOG*]

Hello peoples

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

a whale's va jay jay

[Black Yaris]

whores

[*MAD DOG*]

post

[dvlnblkdrs]

post post.. during my wii fit break.. lol

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

[Black Yaris]

bed time!

[Black Yaris]

VTEC

is for loosers

[jinxor]

vvti FTW!!!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC yo

[dvlnblkdrs]

totally.. gosh jr.. loser!!!! :tongue:

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC lawnmower

[*MAD DOG*]

Various
Trouble
Electrical
Circuit

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC Amstel Light

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC generator

[*MAD DOG*]

VTEC replacement engine

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Pentium 4 now w/VTEC

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC hairclipper

[dvlnblkdrs]

bah humbug!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Intel Pentium 4 Duo core w/i-VTEC

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC Boeing 747

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC spaceship

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC seats

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC macro

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC burrito

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC remote control car

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC just kicked in yo

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC owns Bugatti Veyron

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

I smoked a turbo VTEC powered Civic on my 21-speed bicycle

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC.

The future.

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

|V|T|E|C| is my anti-lose

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC juice

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC batteries

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC refridgerator

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC shopping cart

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC KFC

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC 12 piece strips meal

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC toasted wrap

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC popcorn chicken snack box

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC side salad

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC biscuits

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[dvlnblkdrs]

vtec rubber dildo

[dvlnblkdrs]

vtec anal beads

[dvlnblkdrs]

vtec butt plug

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Very Touching Eternal Couch

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Vrooooooooom Tssshhhh ehhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm chooooooooooooooo

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Vaseline To Emancipate Claudia

[dvlnblkdrs]

whos claudia?

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Various Toast Enriched Casually

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Beats me!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Vacuum Tip Ejaculates Calcium

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Volume Too Enormous, Commence!

[dvlnblkdrs]

that doesnt apply to you though.. they need a microscope first :tongue:

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Vitamins Through E-mail Centers

[dvlnblkdrs]

ok, now ur just being silly! lol

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

that doesnt apply to you though.. they need a megascope first :tongue:

megascope? :laugh:

[dvlnblkdrs]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo micro!!!!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Various Things Entice Cex

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Micro Image

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Vegetable Tossed Elsewhere.. Century!

[dvlnblkdrs]

how is it that with as much as u post, i still have more? lol

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Viral Technique Emos Concocted

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Because VTEC hasn't kicked in yo!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Vehicle That Eats Corvettes

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Vortex Teleported En-route Caligraphy

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Viagra + Tulips Equals.. Climax

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Violins. Tsk. Electric Cello.

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC

Vlogs, Tumors, Etc. Carrots!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VVT-i

Very, Very Tasty Intelligence

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

FORD

Found On Road Dead

[KCALB SIRAY]

burp

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

TOYOTA

The Only Yaris Owns The Aston Martins

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

BURP

Because Uranus Repididly Purges

[KCALB SIRAY]

lol

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

LOL

Lucious Old Ladies....

*shudders*

[KCALB SIRAY]

funky

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

FUNKY

Furious Uncles Need Kinky Yougins

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

MEEP

More Energy, Elaborate People!

[KCALB SIRAY]

floccinaucinihilipilification

Haaaa!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

floccinaucinihilipilification

For Lovers On Concoctions, Create Innocence. Nowadays, Awesome Utopia Controls Innocent needs Incase Hippies Indeed Pursue Interesting Farts. IS300 Can Also Thrust Into Orbit. Nooooooooooooooooo!!

[*MAD DOG*]

wham wham

[KCALB SIRAY]

PNEUMONO*ULTRA*MICRO*SCOPIC*SILICO*VOLCANO*CONIOSI S

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

I give up lol

[KCALB SIRAY]

Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleuc ylphen-
ylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyl lysylgluta-
mylglysylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanyl yalylthre-
onylleucylglcycylaspartylprolylglicylisoleucygluta mylgluta-
minlserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucy lisoleu-
cylglutamylalanylglyclyalanylaspartylalanylleucygl utamylle-
ucylgluycylisoleucylproluylphenylalanyserylasparty prolylleu-
celalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisolleucyglut aminylaspa-
raginylalanythreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalany lalanylal-
anylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcyste inylphen-
ylalanylglglutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleu cylarginyl-
glutaminyllysylhistidylprolyuthreonylisoleucylprol ylisoleuc-
ylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasbaragi nylleucyl-
valylphenylalanylsparaginyyllysylglycylisoleucylas partylglut-
amylphenylalanylyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinyl glutamyll-
ysylvalylglycylvalylspartylserylvalylleucylvallala nylaspart-
ylvalylprolylvalvlglutaminylglutamylserylalanylpro lylpheny-
lalalrginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhist idylasp-
araginylvalylalalprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleu cylcystei-
nylprolyprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartyspartyl eucylle-
ucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyroslgly cylargin-
ylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarg inlalanyl-
glycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginyl arginyla-
nylalanylleucylprolylleucylaspaaginylhistidylleucy lvalylalan-
yllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparagimylalanyl alanypro-
lylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenlalanylglycylis oleyucyls-
erylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanyl alanylisol-
eucylalspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanyl asoleucylse-
rylglycylserylalanylisoleucylbalyllysylisoleucylis oleucylgluta-
mylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylp ronylglu-0
tamyllysylmethionylluecylalanylalanyoeucyllysylval ylpheny-
lalanylvalylglutamilylprolylmethionyllysylalanylal anylthreo-
nylarginylserine.

[*MAD DOG*]

vagmites

[KCALB SIRAY]

vegemite

[dvlnblkdrs]

blech

[*MAD DOG*]

i h8 vegemite. I'd rather eat soil.

[KCALB SIRAY]

i h8 vegemite. I'd rather eat soil.

I've never had the pleasure, and I'm sure I'm not missing anything

[*MAD DOG*]

It's an aquired taste. I h8 it.

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

That sounds like termites... only for veggies LOL

[dvlnblkdrs]

grrr stupid sti.. they are so ugly! :tongue:

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Evos are ugly!!!1@

STis will always pwn the Evos

[*MAD DOG*]

here's proof

http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0

[dvlnblkdrs]

lol idk, i know 1 evo owner who always gives me whiplash when i ride shotgun.. lol

[*MAD DOG*]

me don't rikey mitsubisssshiiiiii

prease rekronsider

[jclo3313]

Donkey punch!

[jclo3313]

Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleuc ylphen-
ylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyl lysylgluta-
mylglysylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanyl yalylthre-
onylleucylglcycylaspartylprolylglicylisoleucygluta mylgluta-
minlserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucy lisoleu-
cylglutamylalanylglyclyalanylaspartylalanylleucygl utamylle-
ucylgluycylisoleucylproluylphenylalanyserylasparty prolylleu-
celalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisolleucyglut aminylaspa-
raginylalanythreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalany lalanylal-
anylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcyste inylphen-
ylalanylglglutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleu cylarginyl-
glutaminyllysylhistidylprolyuthreonylisoleucylprol ylisoleuc-
ylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasbaragi nylleucyl-
valylphenylalanylsparaginyyllysylglycylisoleucylas partylglut-
amylphenylalanylyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinyl glutamyll-
ysylvalylglycylvalylspartylserylvalylleucylvallala nylaspart-
ylvalylprolylvalvlglutaminylglutamylserylalanylpro lylpheny-
lalalrginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhist idylasp-
araginylvalylalalprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleu cylcystei-
nylprolyprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartyspartyl eucylle-
ucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyroslgly cylargin-
ylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarg inlalanyl-
glycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginyl arginyla-
nylalanylleucylprolylleucylaspaaginylhistidylleucy lvalylalan-
yllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparagimylalanyl alanypro-
lylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenlalanylglycylis oleyucyls-
erylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanyl alanylisol-
eucylalspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanyl asoleucylse-
rylglycylserylalanylisoleucylbalyllysylisoleucylis oleucylgluta-
mylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylp ronylglu-0
tamyllysylmethionylluecylalanylalanyoeucyllysylval ylpheny-
lalanylvalylglutamilylprolylmethionyllysylalanylal anylthreo-
nylarginylserine.

Easy for you to say.:bellyroll:

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[jclo3313]

walka walka

[*MAD DOG*]

zoom zoom zoom

[jclo3313]

varoom, varoom, varoom

[dvlnblkdrs]

fee fi fo fum

[jclo3313]

burump-a-bump-baa.

[dvlnblkdrs]

awww the little drummer boy! off to the island of misfit toys with you!!!! :tongue:

[jclo3313]

Just cause I roll square wheels?

[dvlnblkdrs]

lol omg i used to say that to one of my exes!!!!! i told him he rolled on square tires!!!! roflmao!!!!

[dvlnblkdrs]

but u sir, roll on parallagram tires!!!!

[jclo3313]

You say parallagram, I say why point out our differances.

[dvlnblkdrs]

cuz they could be square, or better yet, rectangle!!!

[jclo3313]

Let's just call them wheels for the sake of argument, and at least I have some.:biggrin:

[dvlnblkdrs]

heh i got some too.. got 2 sets really.. my rare oems are in the garage.. not sellin em tho people keep askin.. lol

[jclo3313]

Rare as in... huh!

[dvlnblkdrs]

yup.... my 16" oem alloys were not the norm on the yaris.. in fact iv never seen them on another yaris

[jclo3313]

Any pics? I bought mine with 17's from the factory.

[dvlnblkdrs]

in my sig and on my myspace(which is linked in my profile)

[jclo3313]

Blocked at work. Me no can see.

[dvlnblkdrs]

well u can see my signature... lol

[KCALB SIRAY]

mop mop mop, all day long. mop mop mop while I sing this song

[dvlnblkdrs]

scoop up the field mice n bop em on the head!

[jclo3313]

Those are differant.

[dvlnblkdrs]

so is my ass.. whats ur point?

[jclo3313]

I like them, but as you said never seen them on another Yaris.

[dvlnblkdrs]

ty :biggrin: i may go back to them eventually.. have them powdered darker...

[jclo3313]

ty :biggrin: i may go back to them eventually.. have them powdered darker...

Slate grey or deep bronze in a flat finish would be cool.IMO

[dvlnblkdrs]

yup.. id like bronze.. like how my borbets r.. specially once the car is green....

[jclo3313]

What clor green were you thinking?

[dvlnblkdrs]

like the xb green

[jclo3313]

I think I know what your talking about, cool color.

[dvlnblkdrs]

yup definitely... so sparkly! lol this is my first car thats not green, so thats a problem... lol thats y my first mod was to paint the center console green.. although its not the right green.. green is green..lol

[KCALB SIRAY]

Evan Baxter: [high pitched] D-bow d-bit d-bow
[unintelligible chicken squawking]
Evan Baxter: Bucka-bow, dee buck.
Director: Someone get him some water please.
Susan Ortega: Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Evan Baxter: [clears throat] Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director: What'd he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician: The prompter's fine.
Director: Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.
Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news
[breaks wind]
Evan Baxter: Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla
[rapid unitelligible gibberish]
Evan Baxter: Blabity blab bulla blah
[explosive gibberish]
Evan Baxter: [continues for 35 seconds]
[vaguely Chinese]
Evan Baxter: Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE
[nervous laugh]

[jclo3313]

yup definitely... so sparkly! lol this is my first car thats not green, so thats a problem... lol thats y my first mod was to paint the center console green.. although its not the right green.. green is green..lol

It isn't easy being green.:biggrin:

[jclo3313]

Globo Gym Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive?
White Goodman: [finshing a ride on the skis] Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got.
[a buffed Globo Gym member is lifting weights]
White Goodman: Hey, Rory. Looking good. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
White Goodman: [climbing on the rocky wall; grunts] And that's where we come in.
[evil laughter]
White Goodman: Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine!
White Goodman: [wheels out a bandaged-like-a-mummy person in a wheelchair] Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client.
[a picture of a 600-pound White Goodman from 14 years ago]
White Goodman: That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these Globo-Gymers tell you how it is.

[jclo3313]

My buddy Luke behind the bar at Whirlyball.
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[*MAD DOG*]

meep walka zoom

[jclo3313]

Penn State Mascot Suspended for DUI
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (Dec. 4) - The Penn State senior who plays the Nittany Lion mascot will miss the Rose Bowl after being suspended for violating team rules.
The school suspended James Sheep, of Chambersburg, Pa., on Thursday, a week and a half after being charged with DUI.
Mascots Gone WildPaul Spinelli, Getty Images15 photos The Penn State senior who plays the Nittany Lion mascot is suspended and will miss the Rose Bowl after being charged with DUI.

The university says Sheep will not participate in school events or attend the Rose Bowl game or events. Penn State cheerleading coach Curt White says Sheep will resume his duties in 2009.
University police say Sheep was pulled over on campus around 3:15 a.m. on Nov. 22, hours before Penn State's game against Michigan State. He was later charged with DUI and summary traffic violations.
The school says another member of the cheerleading squad will serve as mascot until Sheep returns.

Other Mascots Gone Wild
The Penn State senior who plays the Nittany Lion mascot is suspended and will miss the Rose Bowl after being charged with DUI. Click through for other cases of mascot misconduct.
One of the actors who played the Pittsburgh Steelers' team mascot, Steely McBeam, was arrested and accused of driving under the influence in April.

Benny the Bull got in hot water for shooting a T-shirt gun at two Celtics earlier in April. Unfortunately, this wasn't Benny's first brush with the law. He also got in trouble for hitting an off-duty police officer two years ago.

Last August, the Mariners' Moose drew the ire of Boston fans when he hit former Red Sox outfielder Coco Crisp with his ATV during a game in Seattle.

Flames mascot Harvey The Hound lost his ability to speak when Edmonton Oilers coach Craig MacTavish ripped his tongue out during a 2003 game in Calgary.

In March, there was a spectacular brawl between Oral Roberts' Eli the Eagle and IUPUI's Jawz the Jaguar.

The Oregon Duck got into a fight with Houston's Cougar last season, and earned himself him a suspension and a spot in the YouTube Hall of Fame.

The actress inside the Stanford Tree was fired in 2006 for being drunk on the job. Campus police spotted her taking nips from a flask during a basketball game.

You aren't even safe from mascots attacking at the beach. In March 2007, Lightning mascot Thunderbug was caught on video causing a ruckus at the shore.

The Titans' T-Rac was slapped with a lawsuit for a 2005 incident where he ran into former Saints quarterback Adrian McPherson. The rookie was injured and placed on injured reserve for the entire season.

[*MAD DOG*]

Me soooo fkn tired. Off to bed soon.

[33OH]

What time is it there?

[*MAD DOG*]

2:06AM Saturday 06 of Dec 2008

[33OH]

Wow. You're almost a whole day ahead of us. 10:07am Dec. 5th. (EST)

[*MAD DOG*]

When i visit LA i leave here (Melbourne) at 12:30pm and arrive at LAX at 7:30am the same day! even though i've been on a plane for 14 hours i travel back in time!

But when i leave LAX to MEL we leave on the 26th of Jan but dont arrive home till 28th Jan!

Time zones. HUH. What are they good for? Absoloutly Nothin say it again y'all

[jclo3313]

I used to live in Melbourne. Ok it was in Florida but I had to mention it.

[jclo3313]

I also live in Woodstock, only in GA, and I work in Roswell also in GA.

[*MAD DOG*]

Here it is pronounced Mel-Burn, In Florida I believe its Mel-bourne (like the bourne identity) even though it's spelt the same way.

[KCALB SIRAY]

When i visit LA i leave here (Melbourne) at 12:30pm and arrive at LAX at 7:30am the same day! even though i've been on a plane for 14 hours i travel back in time!

But when i leave LAX to MEL we leave on the 26th of Jan but dont arrive home till 28th Jan!

Time zones. HUH. What are they good for? Absoloutly Nothin say it again y'all


Did you just quote Edwin Starr? lol

[*MAD DOG*]

i dunno who that is. me off to sleepy now. night everyone

[jclo3313]

Locals pronounced it as you do, and those from the north used the other the latter.

[jclo3313]

i dunno who that is. me off to sleepy now. night everyone

Night MD.

[*MAD DOG*]

okie, cyas

[KCALB SIRAY]

OJ gets 15 years in jail, wooohoooooooo!
and my old high school ranks number 55 of best schools in the country

[jclo3313]

Up for parole in 6.

[*MAD DOG*]

OJ got jail. About time :)

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

V..VT..VTE..VTEC

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC GETS YOU LAID!!

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

A real race car

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Altezza ftw!

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

I get my graphic designs done here:

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lol

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

I don't know what this is, but it's a nice car

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Even the green Domo Kun has VTEC!

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

My lawnmower lol

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

LOL

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

I rofl'd
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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Here I am with my car.
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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

VTEC son..

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[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/1748/vtec4lifeyo7.jpg

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Even BMW incorporates VTEC in their cars

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5916/1006061831ta8.jpg

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

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