Get your post counts here! *read 1st post for rules*

[m911gt]

beautiful plot of land, Bob.

[dvlnblkdrs]

ah, indeed.. that is so east coast! i totally forgot about that wonderful feature..


here the post boxes(heh i just love how that sounds.. lol) are next to the entry door.. so the mail man parks and does a walk about.. then again we also have actually cul-de-sac developments here, so its much easier in that aspect.. so i guess we got skinnier mail people :biggrin:

[Bob_VT]

Well considering that there are only 3 houses in a one mile stretch...... it's hard to let the guy walk.

Yup it was built in 1860 something ....... It was an old farm house that the previous owner kind of ruined. The original wrap around porch was removed.... the center hall staircase was remover in 1920's. It is a handful to maintain but worth it.

[dvlnblkdrs]

3 houses in a mile? wow.. i can hear my next door neighbor when they have their stereo on as the idiot put his outdoor speakers like under his eaves.. lol

[Bob_VT]

2 people to the west of me aver 150 yards away..... and 4 people the road and about 50 yards away ......... nearest to the south is over 5 miles and nearly 15 miles to the north...... I could scream for help and my dogs would look up..... the cats might look up and my wife would ask me what's wrong.

[dvlnblkdrs]

:bellyroll:


nobody would find me either if i screamed for help.. but thats just cuz everyone here minds their beeswax.. i dont even know any of my neighbors except the weird cat lady who lives across the street to feeds all the stray cats so they walk all over my car when it has dew on it

[Bob_VT]

I bet those cats walk on it all the time but the dew shows the paw prints...... hey you have been up on the yaris roof a few times too!

[dvlnblkdrs]

but when im on the roof, im waxing and cleaning oit.. not rubbing my dirty feet on it

[KCALB SIRAY]

Well the mailman never get's out of his car ....... the mailbox is by the driveway at my place.

ok, we got a three kegger at Bob's, Matt, you bring the bong and Jill, you bring......er.....what were we talkin about dude? Wow, who's got the trip wheel, lol

[dvlnblkdrs]

sheesh!

[KCALB SIRAY]

boogidy boogidy

[dvlnblkdrs]

no boogers here! lol

[KCALB SIRAY]

you can pick your friends and ya can pick your nose, but ya can't pick your friends nose

[dvlnblkdrs]

wanna bet?

[DFA]

I've poked a friend's nose before.

Never found anything tho, so I dunno if that counts

[smofskra]

would they find something if they were to pick your nose?

[dvlnblkdrs]

nope, i pick it myself! :biggrin:

[smofskra]

this sucks. I lost all the pics that i had uploaded and i dont have them on my computer anymore either.

[KCALB SIRAY]

I once found a Salvadorian family on there way to Canada

[dvlnblkdrs]

lol because canada has better healthcare? lol

[KCALB SIRAY]

si

[m911gt]

hola mikey, how's it going?

[m911gt]

i'm about to show my friend's that nasty picture of the hairy dude

[KCALB SIRAY]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
resist

[m911gt]

too late

[dvlnblkdrs]

oh gosh....

[DFA]

I'd hate to be your friend

[m911gt]

strangely enough, they don't hate me, hahah...i suppose beer and apple pie helps

[smofskra]

can someone photoshop this on a flint mica sedan and color match it? NO, i do not plan on getting it, i just want to see what it looks like

[m911gt]

dude, you are insane, hahaha

[smofskra]

i still cant believe that i found this. this is just great i love it i cant help but laugh every time i see it

[jclo3313]

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1996 Volkswagen Mk3 Golf - Rear Of The Year
Kevin Clemens' 1996 Volkswagen Mk3 Golf Used To Look Like All The Others, But A Mid-Mounted 420hp VR6 Turbo Changed All That!


writer: Greg Emmerson
photographer: Josh Brown




Inevitably, what we do here can influence other people. After all, the cars we feature can inspire somebody to build their first project or they might simply like the paint color. However, we occasionally have a more direct influence on the outcome of a particular project, and Kevin Clemens' Mk3 GTI is one such example.

The story begins two years ago at Waterfest 11 when I was invited to view a potential feature car in the Konig Wheels booth. "You looked at my car and decided it was fairly typical of what's out there," Kevin reminded me. "My friend thought you were an asshole but I told him you must see thousands of cars and mine probably looked like many others. I'd been considering a mid-engine project and that got me thinking about it again.

"It stayed on my mind until H2O later that year when I finally phoned my friend Alex Wentworth at Wentworth Motorsport in Brewster, MA. To my surprise he wanted to do it and told me to drop off the car.

"To be honest, I thought he was joking until he called me two weeks later asking where the car was. He wanted to show people what he could do and saw this as the perfect opportunity. I totally trusted him to cut up my car and he did all the conversion work himself - everything."




The ambitious project began when Alex cut out the floor at the rear. The frame rails were then cracked open and new metal inserted to reinforce the body. Ladder bars were then fabricated in front and behind where the motor would sit. This allowed him to mount a front subframe and control arms under the rear of the car.

Apparently, many bench racers were encouraging the pair to mount the engine lower than it sits in the front but they resisted the temptation. "It's crucial to leave the engine at the same height," Kevin assured us. "After all, we're changing the car to four-wheel independent suspension and we wanted to have the same suspension travel as stock to give us a good starting point to set up the car."

Subsequently, Alex cut off the top of the rear shock towers and welded 0.25" steel plates over them with Euro Sport camber plates so the suspension could be correctly aligned.

With all the motor, transmission and suspension mounts fabricated, the installation was mocked up and removed in order for Kevin, a painter by trade with Factory Collision in Weymouth, MA, to smooth and paint the engine bay.

Two years prior to this, Kevin had painted the car in Passionate blue Heliochrome - a special paint used solely on the VW Phaeton. At the time it cost $430 per liter, and Kevin needed six liters to cover the car. Fortunately, DuPont supplied the paint through his employer at reduced cost.




The GTI returned to Wentworth Motorsport for final assembly and just four months after work began, the mid-engined GTI VR6 was on the road.

All went well until Kevin bent a valve, forcing a head rebuild. Then one week before its Waterfest debut, the motor blew and Clemens had to scramble to find another. Fortunately, he came across one in almost-new condition for just $200, and that's what you see today.

With its rear location and turbo power, many people apparently expect the car to wheelie. "To be honest, the weight balance is closer to 50/50 now than previously," Kevin explained. "When the engine's in the front, most of it sits ahead of the front wheels. But where we've placed it in the rear, it's actually ahead of the back wheels, so it's a proper mid-engine and better balanced than before."

After the fuel tank and floor were removed, a 16 gallon RCI fuel cell was put up front to help balance the car. Happily, Alex was able to re-use the stock fuel lines that ran down the side of the car exactly where he needed them. A Mercedes SL65 fuel pump was installed to ensure a constant supply of juice.

The stock radiator remains up front. Alex used stainless steel tubing to route the coolant down the transmission tunnel to the motor. Despite the extra length it travels he retained the stock water pump. "The cooling is very efficient," Kevin confirmed. "There's an additional 1.5 gallons of coolant in the system and the water runs in the air stream under the car, so it stays nice and cool."




There's also an auxiliary radiator from an Audi 90 that chills the water in the chargecooler (water-to-air intercooler). The chargecooler was custom built by XS Power in Florida and is the perfect solution for this application - running an intercooler at the front of the car would've produced massive turbo lag because it would need long pipework. But with this solution, the chargecooler sits alongside the motor with short pipes so there's almost no lag. It's chilled using water from its own radiator at the front of the car, which gets additional cooling from the extra volume of coolant in the longer pipes and their route under the car.

The chargecooler was necessary because of the Kinetic Motorsport turbo kit supplied by C2 Motorsports. It uses a T3/T04e turbo running at 22psi. C2 then provided a head spacer to reduce the compression to 8.5:1, and ARP head studs to hold it on. They also added a Quickflow intake manifold, 42 lb injectors and its own stage 2 software to make it all work.

It's to these aforementioned parts, the low-lag chargecooler system and low mileage VR6 that Kevin attributes his exceptional power output - 420hp. And yet it's not quite enough.

Over the winter he aims to reach 550hp, "And I'll do whatever it takes to get there," he vowed. "I expect we'll have to run about 28psi and I'm confident the engine is strong enough. But if not, I have the old engine and will use forged pistons and cryo-treated rods to make it happen."




To operate the stock VR6 02A transmission, Alex needed to modify the shifter box as well as the attachment points for two 15ft shift cables from an automatic transmission.

Internally, the gearbox received a cryo-treated gear set, Peloquin diff, Spec clutch and an ARP bolt kit for the ring gear. So far this combination has withstood the considerable abuse heaped upon it.

Surprisingly the car retains stock driveshafts. "I know people who use stronger axles but they break all the time. I'd rather break a cheap, stock axle than an expensive, uprated one but so far they've held up really well," Kevin commented.

For braking, Kevin and Alex decided the stock front calipers and rotors could be transferred to the rear. That left a gap up front, so Kevin approached RPI Equipped for its 13" rotors and four-piston Wilwood kit. "I've driven Ferrari Enzos and all sorts of supercars but nothing stops this well," he assured us

With a dislike for ABS, Kevin chose to replace the stock master cylinder with a billet one that eliminated the electronic modulation. All the brake lines were upgraded to braided steel and since the VW has a diagonal braking system, they fitted two proportioning valves for the rear brakes. This allowed him to put more braking power to the rear to compensate for the extra weight, and balance the new front brakes. He then installed two electric Hurst line locks in the front brake lines. At the touch of a button he can now do spectacular burnouts, although he told us the rear tires quickly heat up and start moving the car, so he can't hold it for long.




The suspension uses two pairs of H&R front coilovers - one pair at each end. "It handles beautifully," Kevin assured us. "I'm still in the process of learning to drift but who knows, maybe it'll be a drift car one day."

With driveshafts in the rear, the wheels were pushed out and needed covering. Kevin looked at several widebody options until one day he was handling some Mk4 front fenders at work. He decided the shape might work on the rear of his Mk3. So he welded them on and liked what he saw. Once they were blended to the bodywork he cut the side pieces from a Passat rear bumper and attached them to his own bumper. After some more molding they met up perfectly with the new rear fenders.

He then stretched some Abt side skirts 1" and flared them to the fender using a two-part epoxy. The result is so good the wider rear is almost invisible to the uninitiated.

Other exterior work included smoothing both bumpers. At the front it involved removing the trim lines, indicators, markers and fogs. He then molded a Rieger chin spoiler to the bottom edge.

On the rear bumper he similarly removed the trim lines, made a license plate housing after he'd smoothed the tailgate, then relocated the exhaust cut-out.

He also added the Abt grille, rolled front fenders, plus painted mirrors and handles.




The wheels were quite an unusual choice for such a project - billet Boyd Coddingtons. Normally associated with hot rods, Kevin explained his father loves the domestic iron and that has influenced many aspects of this Golf. Kevin's fellow DubAudi member, Craige Ohlstein, previously had a different set of Boyds so was able to help him obtain these 18" wheels that were specially made with the Golf's offset and bolt pattern.

An engine behind the seats inevitably dominates the interior - from the steel firewall and aluminum engine cover to the supporting rollcage. The engine was obviously covered for safety reasons but "it's surprisingly quiet in there," Kevin said. "With the engine behind me and no exhaust running under the car you can't hear it as much as you'd think.

"I wanted to go the stealth route and cover the engine to keep the cops off my back. People assume there's a sub box behind me and are more than happy to race. I can pull up next to Mustangs, Ferraris or whatever and blow their doors off. The drummer from Aerosmith lives nearby and challenged me to a race in his Gallardo. I know he was surprised I could stay with him!"

Other interior mods include Arizen Racing seats. "I sat in Recaros and Sparcos but found these more comfortable and much cheaper," Kevin said.

To prove it's not all turbo hiss and gearbox whine inside the car, he installed a stereo system with an 8" JL Audio sub behind each seat. There are three JL Audio amps powering it all, including a 300/2 under the hood. It shares hood space with a hamster - a nod to his father's friends who used to inquire about "how many hamsters" he had under the hood.

After all the work the car is 100% legal in MA - "emissions and everything," Kevin confirmed. "I owe Alex a kidney," he said, attempting to express his gratitude to the car's builder.

"There were times I wondered why I was doing it, but then I'd remember I was realizing a dream so it has been totally worth it," added the 29 year-old.

Despite this sentiment, Kevin's not stopping. He plans the 550hp power hike over the winter along with a new set of wheels, an interior retrim in pumpkin leather and suede, plus maybe a new exterior color.

Oh, and he's building another outrageous project with Alex that promises to eclipse even this mad machine. We've already requested the first glimpse of the new car, so hopefully we can bring you photos next summer. Definitely stay tuned.

[KCALB SIRAY]

toe cheese

[Kal-El]

:w00t:

[Kal-El]

:thanks:

[Kal-El]

+ 3 :thumbsup:

[jclo3313]

Pillow fights on Halloween!:thumbsup:
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[Kal-El]

^^^ Cool. :eek: Where's that?!

Dude, how do you have over 1100 posts in only a few weeks?

[jclo3313]

www.whirlyballatlanta.com/

[jclo3313]

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[*MAD DOG*]

post post

[dvlnblkdrs]

good morning all! having a day off is rather nice...sleep all day, party on here all night.. lol

[darthbauer]

You just woke up?


Lazy ass.

[dvlnblkdrs]

meh i went to bed right after ignoring picture whore


i will never have to see horse teeth again.. unless someone posts a pic of a horse.. lol

[darthbauer]

So no one came to an agreement last night?


I just wish everyone could get along and play nice.

[dvlnblkdrs]

i always play nice, you know that

not my fault if people dont know when to back the eff off.. i dont move once my decision is made up.. so quickest way to resolve was the ignore button.. worked like a charm!

[darthbauer]

Riiight

[dvlnblkdrs]

psh whatever :rolleyes:

[darthbauer]

Dont you roll your eyes at me young lady!












jk.

[dvlnblkdrs]

psh whatever.. ur just mad cuz i made her pictures stop.. the drool on ur chin was highly disgusting... so much for taste

[darthbauer]

Im not going to fight with you.

[dvlnblkdrs]

im not asking for a fight matt

[darthbauer]

Well if you want something else, talking shit isnt going to get you anywhere. There is no reason to even be talking about this.

[SIPNGAS]

:iono: I can't believe it's still an issue...or ever was. :rolleyes:

[dvlnblkdrs]

hey, i just said its all better now that shes on ignore.. then i only responded to you..



but whatever..


i dont understand how u dont see it as an issue.. but whatever.. if u wanna look at pages and pages of horses.. thats all on u

[SIPNGAS]

But before her, you were probably the biggest poster of pictures and nobody ever said anything to you?

[dvlnblkdrs]

i never posted in that quantity

[dvlnblkdrs]

i never post more than like 4 pictures with myself in it.. i dont have ego

[SIPNGAS]

Hello PK =)

[Bob_VT]

Bob your house is awesome!!!

Thank you. I consider it a typical VT house. The biggest problem is I face North and there is a mountain behind the house..... I really do not get any sun in the winter months which makes it colder.

[SIPNGAS]

Did I miss a picture, Bob?

[Bob_VT]

Did I miss a picture, Bob?

Post #765 :smile:

[SIPNGAS]

Post #765 :smile:

ooo...
Tha'ts beautiful...look at the colors in the background...

very nice!

[SIPNGAS]

hello Lisa!!

How are you?

[Astroman]

Here's a video of me driving over my camera
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb3/astroman87/th_Quickie.jpg (http://s209.photobucket.com/albums/bb3/astroman87/?action=view&current=Quickie.flv)

[Astroman]

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[dvlnblkdrs]

saw a new jaguar xf sedan the other day, simply gorgeous!!!

[dvlnblkdrs]

oh yea, i forgot they bought em out, huh.. well this car is simply fierce.. i dont care who makes it.. i love the old school xj8.. but this one brings it to the now.. like wow

[Kal-El]

This is going to be the biggest thread ever.

+1!

[dvlnblkdrs]

the old was was over 100 pages.. shouldnt be long to get this one there...

[Kal-El]

the old was was over 100 pages.. shouldnt be long to get this one there...

Didn't know there was an old one. I thought this thread was inspired because we lost so many posts rom the hack.

[jclo3313]

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[dvlnblkdrs]

that sucks

[jclo3313]

Cockjockies

[jclo3313]

Fucktards

[jclo3313]

Knobslobbers

[jclo3313]

Douchebaggery

[dvlnblkdrs]

really, ya dont say???? :bellyroll:

[jclo3313]

Wankers

[jclo3313]

I love my job, KAA>>BU>>L CCHIT

[Bob_VT]

Someone needs a valium!

[dvlnblkdrs]

perkiset

[jclo3313]

I'll take two of each please, and a bottle of Sailor Jerry to wash it down.

[dvlnblkdrs]

ouch.. sounds painful.. dont o'd.. we dont want to hear from you in the hospital.. they have shitty internet.. :bellyroll:

[jclo3313]

Thats not going to kill me, but I would look dumb.

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[custom Lftback]

meep meep

our pathetic excuse for a horn :laughabove:

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

our pathetic excuse for a horn :laughabove:

Speak for yourself, I updated mine with this http://www.yarisworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9423 check it out.

[custom Lftback]

I am definitely gonna be buying that one!!! that is awesome!

[Thej3sta2]

i guess i might as well start now.

[Thej3sta2]

i was kinda pissed when i lost my post

[Thej3sta2]

but thanks to the awesome mods i can get them back.

[Thej3sta2]

by posting random words all over the place

[Thej3sta2]

we need to fight aging and skin discoloration

[Thej3sta2]

damn im the most random guy i know

[Thej3sta2]

but the title does say at least one sentence at a time.

[Thej3sta2]

i want to go to the bathroom but its flooded. . .

[Thej3sta2]

Toyota was ogirinaly titled toyoda wich meant rice patti

[Thej3sta2]

Toyota rules the street man.

[Thej3sta2]

nissans smell like caca.

[KCALB SIRAY]

"Get off the phone ya big dope!"

anyone know who that is?

[Bob_VT]

Yup LOL

[KCALB SIRAY]

^ thanks Bob, Plugs or Her Thighness would have never got the joke here, lol

[33OH]

"Please send me anything but signals that are mixed, 'cause I can't read your rolling eyes."

[KCALB SIRAY]

^ the man with the golden shower watch whaaaa?

[Astroman]

mmmm, homemade pumkin pie

[33OH]

ooh.. i want some... =/

or pumpkin ice cream..

[Astroman]

hm, I have a ice cream maker...... :drool:

[KCALB SIRAY]

I like playing with pipe cleaners

[33OH]

And I don't.

[Astroman]

I like playing with them, but it's been a long time. I now use them to clean my pipe.

[33OH]

15 minutes until go-time..

[custom Lftback]

i'm learning how to pick a lock with a paper-clip.

[33OH]

..and I'm outta here! Til tomorrow gentlemen.

[jclo3313]

diarrhea

[jclo3313]

this is the Swatch 007 collection:
http://www.swatch.com/ca_en/villain.html

Awsome, I want one.

[*MAD DOG*]

postcount eh!

[33OH]

postcount eh!

Yep.

[jclo3313]

Yep.

+1

[KCALB SIRAY]

monkey nuts

[jclo3313]

Chilled monkey brains.

[33OH]

With a hint of lemon.

[jclo3313]

I like them with ice cream.:iono:

[KCALB SIRAY]

Pro Street Yaris

[jclo3313]

I've wanted one of those.

[Bob_VT]

Hmmmm that would make for a costly project.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Mine is up on jacks right now waiting for my narrowed Currie rear, Mickey's on Centerline rims and a car jar from Yankee Candle

[jclo3313]

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[KCALB SIRAY]

huh?

[jclo3313]

I switched computers so I uploaded something I was working on in one and downloaded it from YW.

[KCALB SIRAY]

huh?

[jclo3313]

Don't ask.

[Astroman]

Fine, I won't!

[KCALB SIRAY]

stop yellin at me!

[KCALB SIRAY]

no more wire hangers

[Astroman]

:cry:

[Minne_Yaris]

Mountain Dew is the new Sierra Mist!!!!

[jclo3313]

WTF
That is all.

[KCALB SIRAY]

rubber baby buggy bumpers

[33OH]

whacky waving arm inflatable tube men

[KCALB SIRAY]

This will def eff up your evening


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wFEB4Oxlo

[Minne_Yaris]

Shaq takes out the whole entire Rockets team!!! Hahahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWDqpPERN7o

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[KCALB SIRAY]

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote

[*MAD DOG*]

ACME meep meep

[KCALB SIRAY]

hands Mad Dog a candle that has sparkles, lol

[*MAD DOG*]

but hey, i'm the road runner and your the coyote, so even if i'm holding the "candle" your the one who blows up. Meep Meep.

[m911gt]

whacky waving arm inflatable tube men

entertain your neighbors!

[*MAD DOG*]

^
You having a swingers party? Hehe

[m911gt]

haha, not that i know of

[*MAD DOG*]

maybe a surprise swingers party ;)

[jclo3313]

Arrrgh, back to work.:moon:

[KCALB SIRAY]

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

[jclo3313]

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F-111 makes emergency landing after hitting pelican
Damage bill is hundreds of thousands of dollars
Accident happened above homes
AN F-111 was left "shredded" and incapacitated and was forced to make a spectacular emergency landing after hitting a pelican.

The jet was flying at 900m on a test bombing raid at Evans Head, northern NSW, when a pelican struck the fibreglass nose and was sucked into an engine.

The two RAAF crew are being hailed as heroes by their colleagues for their skilful recovery and landing on April 11.

The damage, included a hole in one wing.

Aviation experts said flying the plane would have been extremely difficult because the aircraft would have been unstable.

An RAAF spokesman admitted the 30-minute flight path back to the Amberley base, 50km west of Brisbane, was over built-up areas.

The nation's air combat chief, Air Commodore Neil Hart, said the jet's predicament and "precautionary emergency landing" was not serious enough to alert the public.

". . . No one was injured and there was no structural damage," Commodore Hart said.

Related Coverage
Gallery: See the pelican damage"One engine was working fine, while the other was at reduced power."

He described the circumstances of the incident, which happened between 10am and noon, as near freakish. "It's a surprise thing at 3000ft to have a bird strike," he said.

"It's certainly not the way we want to operate all the time. The boys did a great job in getting it home."

Repairs to the F-111- one of 21 active jets - are expected to cost hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Initially the pelican bounced off the nose before being sucked into an engine.

Its impact completely smashed the fighter's radome before causing an immediate engine failure.

The damaged aircraft is expected to be flying again within a month.

The F-111 fleet, built in 1974, will be retired in 2010 when an expanded fleet of new Super Hornets is introduced.

At the time of the incident the F-111 was cruising at more than 550km/h.

The Air Chief played down fears the damaged aircraft endangered homes across the region, though he conceded there were homes in its flight path.

The pilot and air combat officer in the plane were both "reasonably experienced" flight lieutenants, he said.

An Airservices Australia spokesman said the organisation was aware of the incident and granted clearance for the trip from Evans Landing to Amberley.

[KCALB SIRAY]

but hey, i'm the road runner and your the coyote, so even if i'm holding the "candle" your the one who blows up. Meep Meep.damn you're right lol

[jclo3313]

Going home..:biggrin:

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

dkaldfasldasfasfds

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

wsdfsdfdsf

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://viper.haque.net/~timeless/blog/144/coyote-06.jpg

[*MAD DOG*]

^
Yikes!

ROFL

[cali yaris]

I

[cali yaris]

post

[cali yaris]

whore

[cali yaris]

for a living

[cali yaris]

:thumbsup:

[cali yaris]

woot

[KCALB SIRAY]

The roof, the roof

[33OH]

the roof is on fire

[dvlnblkdrs]

the roofs in santa barbara REALLY are on fire.. :frown:

[*MAD DOG*]

I just saw on the news, SoCal is bUrNiNg!

[KCALB SIRAY]

^ and you wanted to go why? JK, it should be safe

[*MAD DOG*]

I don't think Anaheim is on Fire. I should be right!

[dvlnblkdrs]

indeed, santa barbara is a few hrs drive from anacrime/anaslime/anaheim...lol

[*MAD DOG*]

he he he Anaslime, never heard that one before.

[dvlnblkdrs]

yup.. if u need a hooker, just look on harbor blvd or beach blvd

[Minne_Yaris]

how much are hookers in your area????

around here you can get'em for $2.19 at K-Mart

[dvlnblkdrs]

lol idk, iv never needed a hooker :tongue:

[drummerboy2004]

The only hooker I use is to catch fish...

Or do I use fish to reel in hookers? Can't remember... oh well

[*MAD DOG*]

Not interested in hookers. I'm a married man.

[jclo3313]

bla bla bla bla, bla bla. bla bla bla.

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep

[jclo3313]

walka walka

[*MAD DOG*]

walka walka? wtf?

[jclo3313]

Fozzy Bear
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[*MAD DOG*]

Gonzo

[*MAD DOG*]

Me Me Me Me Me

Beaker

[*MAD DOG*]

Miss Piggy

[jclo3313]

It aint easy being green.
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[KCALB SIRAY]

Animal

http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2008/01/animal.gif

[jclo3313]

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[KCALB SIRAY]

Janice
http://www.digitalis.plus.com/janice/Cleo4.jpg

[jclo3313]

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[KCALB SIRAY]

http://www.jazzeddie.f2s.com/images/Muppets/doctorteeth.jpg

[jclo3313]

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[jclo3313]

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[KCALB SIRAY]

http://members.tripod.com/Tiny_Dancer/samflag2.jpg

[KCALB SIRAY]

damn it we did it again

[jclo3313]

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[jclo3313]

damn it we did it again

Get out of my head.

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/d/d3/Luncheon.jpg

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/29/article-1022677-0169F98600000578-785_224x423.jpg

[jclo3313]

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[KCALB SIRAY]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/doozer2.jpg

[vios7]

sonava..tut..hackers

[KCALB SIRAY]

que cosa?

[vios7]

want my 100 post count back!..haha

[vios7]

want my 100 post count back!..haha

[jclo3313]

I had that the first day.

[jclo3313]

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[*MAD DOG*]

we've done a good job turning this into a muppets thread!

[jclo3313]

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[jclo3313]

whammo!

[Malaya1221]

146

[Malaya1221]

147

[Malaya1221]

148

[Malaya1221]

149

[jclo3313]

150:thumbsup: yeahhh I win, I win.

[*MAD DOG*]

151, no you don't no you don't :)

[Minne_Yaris]

Bacardi 151... we all win

[*MAD DOG*]

walka walka

[jclo3313]

meep meep

[*MAD DOG*]

ding dong

[jclo3313]

wham bam!

[*MAD DOG*]

thank you mam

[KCALB SIRAY]

"Maria, Maria, M-a-r-i-a"

[*MAD DOG*]

Maria Sharapova

[dvlnblkdrs]

woohoo!!!!!!! end of my bday!!!!

[*MAD DOG*]

only 1 year till your next one Jill.

[dvlnblkdrs]

still got 2 weeks left in my bday month. can celebrate the whole time :tongue:

[*MAD DOG*]

My wife says that she has a "Birthday Shield" in her birthday month. People are not allowed to be mean, make fun, tease, drive insane people who have "Birthday Shield". So "Birthday Shield" for you Jill. :)

[dvlnblkdrs]

heh thank you!

[drummerboy2004]

I am a white male...

[drummerboy2004]

Not a black male...

[drummerboy2004]

Not an asian male...

[KCALB SIRAY]

I yam what I yam

[*MAD DOG*]

I do what I want

[KCALB SIRAY]

when I want

[*MAD DOG*]

how i want

[KCALB SIRAY]

get it?

[33OH]

got it

[KCALB SIRAY]

good

[33OH]

I used to have a math teacher that said that in jr. high.. he was freaking crazy.

he was this old dude that would do backflips off his desk.

[ROCKLAND TOYOTA]

bad

[KCALB SIRAY]

^ugly

[Astroman]

I need TP. :frown:

[KCALB SIRAY]

butt tape as I call it

[ROCKLAND TOYOTA]

ASS GASKETS are the wave of the future...

[dvlnblkdrs]

ya'll only do what u want when ur wifes not home...lol