Dear KCALB....

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by tomato

What do I automatically smile every time I see another Yaris on the road? Do Yarii have mood elevating effects?

That new car smell you had when you first bought it was a secret government additive that was placed in there upon the build of the car. Even though it may be gone, it's still working in your body, allowing you to get a chubby once you see another Yaris.

Originally Posted by staticorex

Here's a serious question that I've been wavering on for the first time in my life... Which is superior Capitalism or Socialism? :) I don't need what the best possible economy is, just which of these two is better.

sorry, gotta take it over to the political thread

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

The results are in.....

In the football you picked 3 winners and your lotto numbers sucked too. Just letting you know, not having a go.

You were supposed to pick the ones in black

Originally Posted by PK198105

to be honest i really doubt that Mikey minds that much lol
he's probably out MILF hunting....gotta do that to myself lol

I'm taking the day off, but I did have a nice conversation last night with one...smokin hot!

[jclo3313]

Is it wrong to want to fall asleep at work? When we were kids they made us take naps during our days, why did this stop?

[tomato]

Originally Posted by jclo3313

Is it wrong to want to fall asleep at work? When we were kids they made us take naps during our days, why did this stop?

Now that's a good question!!

[tomato]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

That new car smell you had when you first bought it was a secret government additive that was placed in there upon the build of the car. Even though it may be gone, it's still working in your body, allowing you to get a chubby once you see another Yaris.

That reminds me...

What makes a new car smell like that? Can I buy "new car smell" for my bathroom or something?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by jclo3313

Is it wrong to want to fall asleep at work? When we were kids they made us take naps during our days, why did this stop?

Because sooomeone higher up on the food chain decided it would be more productive if we all became adults. So no it's not wrong, but could get you in trouble unless you learn the ways of the power nap like I have

Originally Posted by tomato

That reminds me...

What makes a new car smell like that? Can I buy "new car smell" for my bathroom or something?

It's the combo of new plastics and carpet together. You can buy "New Car Smell" at the auto store, but smells nothing like the real thing